LaBeoufed 

1. The act of having a woman ride you while wearing a paperbag on your head and later claiming it was assault.

"some woman I met at the bar, threw a paperbag over my face and then stripped my clothing and proceeded to rape me"
"Dude, you just got LaBeoufed!"

LaBeoufed by jackburton420 December 1, 2014

LaBeoufed 

When you fuck something up.

Guy 1: how'd you do on that exam?
Guy 2: I fell asleep and drooled on my paper. Totally LaBeoufed it.

LaBeoufed by Big kitty 05 March 11, 2016

LaBeoufed 

Getting sent motivational videos so hype you can't chill.

You see that video of the Japanese fisherman screaming "you can do it!!!"? That LaBeoufed me hard, dude.

LaBeoufed by Car1cature April 22, 2018

Shia LaBeoufing

Panicing while repeating the word "No".

Man 1: No, no, no, no, no, no!

Man 2: Why are you Shia LaBeoufing?

Man 1: My girlfriend's pregnant!

Man 2: Oh shit...

Shia LaBeoufing by @00freshman November 8, 2011

Shia Labeouf

A hermit cannibal.

Running for you life (from Shia LaBeouf)
He's brandishing a knife (it's Shia LaBeouf)
Lurking in the shadows
Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf
Living in the woods (Shia LaBeouf)
Killing for sport (Shia LaBeouf)
Eating all the bodies
Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf

Shia Labeouf by ministryofpogchamp November 3, 2021

Shia Labeouf

When a man defecates into a woman's mouth and then stirs it around with his erect penis.

"Dude, this chic I was with last night was a total freak! She let me give her a Shia Labeouf!"

Shia Labeouf by T-Mo aka Poopman December 29, 2008

Shia Labeouf

An individual who fornicates with robots.

Joe- " hey, did dave just walk into the bathroom with the new edition of popular robotics and a bottle of lotion?
Tom- " yeah, didn't you hear? he's a big time shia Labeouf.

Shia Labeouf by FomeDe September 2, 2009