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LaSalle-Peru 

Two towns right next to each other in the Illinois Valley. Characterized by dozens of bars and dozens of churches. One of the only places in America where you can go to Sunday mass then have happy hour next door. Everyone from the age of 11 and up drinks. As for entertainment, there is not really too much to do...other than drink. Every year the high school baseball team does very well. The football stadium resembles one that belongs to a division 1 college, but not nearly as good as a division 1 school. Before going to football games, all the students get drunk. Then after, they get drunk.
The LaSalle-Peru Cavaliers= Let's Party Havabeers
LaSalle-Peru by G2LowC November 8, 2009

Emerson LaSalle

Emerson LaSalle -name- A fictional character of blogcruft, and the main character in the independent film PULP BOY.

HISTORY - Emerson LaSalle started out as an imaginary character that was a metaphor for the kind of writer that was just so bad that you couldn't help but like him. His fictional life and career was created through thousands of blog posts and comments through various websites and publications in an ever expanding MEME.

Eventually, the name was widely enough recognized that there was even a Wikipedia entry created for him. However, disgruntled Wiki editors fought fiercly to remove his reference, despite being updated to note that he was a character of fan-fiction. This in turn caused a surge in popularity (and infamy) for the character.
"That is a true LaSallism." Meaning: Something that is done half-assed with the belief that the effort was sufficient.

"In memory of the prolific Emerson LaSalle." Meaning: Sarcastic reference to anything that could be construed as a major failure, gratuitously violent or sexual, or cheesy in general.

"That is probably just another pseudoneme for Emerson LaSalle." Meaning: The name sounds fake.

"Oh man, I just got LaSalled" Meaning: Being shunned, or overlooked.

lasalle high school

The school that is ranked higher than st joesephs prep in philadelphia magazine. we poop on prep. prep looks like a black midget's vagina. and smells like one. lasalle owns u.
LaSalle high school kid: i hate prep
prep kid: i smell like a black midget's vagina

lasalle high school

School where people who did not get into the Prep go. Commonly known as 'sallies'.
I didn't get into the Prep, but Lasalle gave me a full ride.

lasalle high school

The school that gets raped by St. Joe's Prepin everything so often, that when their moms change their tampons to stop the anal bleeding, they have to use the jumbo size. See also pussy.
-Could you find LaSalle High School?
-Yes. It was hard at first with the sign missing, but it was the only school around that teaches walking vaginas.

lasalle high school

school for blonde hotties . eff you prep
damn whats that smell..oh it must be lasalle because they are the shit..as opposed to prep who is shit.