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Russian term for someone who doesn't wish to give a blowjob
"Cyka Blyat, my third side chick is such a lùnkov"
lùnkov by TroubleAnimal April 18, 2018
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Legendary internet writer of www.geekincognito.com and creator of the dancing Karl Marx the word Luzkov is now used to describe an unorthodox or strange occourance.
did you see that talking donkey? Yeah that was Luzkov, man.
Luzkov by neilbob January 11, 2004
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A male individual from the eastern block who happens to drive an Opel Kadett and has the habbit to invite your mother over for hot coffee. Drinks a lot of Ultra Energy and smokes trees all day
You are such a lukovic
lukovic by VLAdika iz krvija December 18, 2017

lungover 

Smoking so many cigarettes in one day or night that you wake up in the morning and your chest hurts when you breathe, your throat is sore, and you have heartburn that won't disappear.
I partied hard last night and woke up with a hangover and a lungover.

I have a lungover from the two packs of cigarettes I smoked last night.
lungover by RebeccaNC March 24, 2008

linkovitis

(v); The act of being an undermensch, and a fice.
(n); A person prone to engaging in pointless argunments, to which they have no educated opinon or knowledge thereof. Regardless of their lack of understanding, they continue to attempt to curse their way thru the debate. See also douchebag
"Holy crap i just got called a hoe-ass-DJ, that guy must have linkovitis."
linkovitis by chandlerm December 20, 2008
noun
when you are a lesbian but you are straight for "lukovic"
"im a lesbian, but i would be straight for lukovic"
lukovic by djeladjela January 21, 2020

Lunkevich 

Lunkevich is a russian insult often used about isecure guys with small penises
Haha! That guy is such a Lunkevich
Lunkevich by Sosasalli March 26, 2017
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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