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A strange, dark haired creature, originating from the land of Northern Ireland. Lurks about in the evening preying on unsuspecting drunken victims, usually found in the northernmost parts of England, where the weather is cold and the prey is plenty.
Oh hey, if you're out tonight, beware of the Kaffin, I hear it's about, and it's hungry, very hungry.
Kaffin by CouldBeAnyOne April 5, 2011
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kyffin • Kiffin • Koffing • Kaffin' • keffing • kiffing • Kuffin • Keffin • kiffine • kiffined

Lane Kiffin 

A foolish or stupid person. A person with a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term once belonged to a classification system considered offensive, but in 2009 prevalent use of the term has been granted widespread acceptance.
Al Davis is no idiot, he fired Lane Kiffin.
Lane Kiffin by bb3 February 6, 2009

Koffin Kanser 

Looking for ways to invest your money? Don't think twice, Koffin Kanser is your salvation. Your only salvation I tell you man, he's your financial messiah.
Koffin Kanser by Gadis Cengeng September 5, 2011

Lane Kiffin'ed 

When someone french kisses your asshole and then they spit in your mouth when they are done.
Hey Dwight, didn't get that raise you wanted? Looks like you got "Lane Kiffin'ed!"
Lane Kiffin'ed by masakeroe January 28, 2010

Pulling A Lane Kiffin 

It's when you commit to something and then pull out for your own selfish reason(s).
Man I can't believe Lane Kiffin, backing out on Tennessee like that. He must be leaving for a crapload of money. (Thus, Lane Kiffin was pulling a Lane Kiffin! :0 )
Verb (To Kaff, Kaffin') - Taking what is not rightfully yours, or something that everyone else wants. (i.e. making the entire defense look like a bitch)
I see you kid, kaffin' that ass!
Kaffin' by Mujina45 January 23, 2011
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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