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kazongas 

euphemism for breasts. See gazongas.
Shit yo, check out those awesome kazongas, man.
kazongas by Andrea November 28, 2004
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kaboonga 

a word to yell out and get in trouble by your teacher and have the class laugh
you- KABOONGA!!!!!!

teacher- go to the office

class- hahahah!!!
kaboonga by Webee April 21, 2009

Joe Kazoona 

Joe . Joe Tazuna. Kazoo. Joe Kazoona.
Joe kazoona is joe in kazoo and better than you

Kazoonga!!! 

An expression of extreme excitement.Can be used as a greeting too.
You've just won a game.......Kazoonga!!!
Kazoonga!!! by sahaif November 28, 2010

Kazoonga  

A female lady in her 30's who farts without reason or regrets.
Kazoonga sits next to me at work and farts, I smell it and look over at her. She trys to play it off by spraying smelly perfume and goes on with her day.
Kazoonga by E007 February 12, 2009
the real manly organ found in real men. of snakelike attribute, and can cause one's spouse to become giddy. a tri-pod if you will, for the human body.
peter lee does not have a kadoonga. don't even kid about that.

naydenov said that he had a kadoonga? he has premature ejaculation. that is not one of the attributes of having a true kadoonga strapped to your body.
kadoonga by tittyfuhcker May 24, 2011
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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