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the real manly organ found in real men. of snakelike attribute, and can cause one's spouse to become giddy. a tri-pod if you will, for the human body.
peter lee does not have a kadoonga. don't even kid about that.

naydenov said that he had a kadoonga? he has premature ejaculation. that is not one of the attributes of having a true kadoonga strapped to your body.
kadoonga by tittyfuhcker May 24, 2011
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kadoonka 

The sound a turd makes when it hits the water. Usually followed by the splash back of water into the anus.
Naval officer 1 : "I think North Korea just tested another long range ballistic missile!"
Naval officer 2 : "Nah that was just Freddy dropping a kadoonka off the port bow."
kadoonka by GozUnlimited July 3, 2016
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kaboonga 

a word to yell out and get in trouble by your teacher and have the class laugh
you- KABOONGA!!!!!!

teacher- go to the office

class- hahahah!!!
kaboonga by Webee April 21, 2009

Kazoonga!!! 

An expression of extreme excitement.Can be used as a greeting too.
You've just won a game.......Kazoonga!!!
Kazoonga!!! by sahaif November 28, 2010

Kazoonga  

A female lady in her 30's who farts without reason or regrets.
Kazoonga sits next to me at work and farts, I smell it and look over at her. She trys to play it off by spraying smelly perfume and goes on with her day.
Kazoonga by E007 February 12, 2009
A person who has lived under a rock
My mate never had a meat pie with sauce. He’s lived under a fucken Kadoona.
Kadoona by @Kadoona2022 April 14, 2022

kahoongas 

Kiwi's, from Cyberpunk Edgerunners, breasts.
You remember that episode of Edgerunners when you see Kiwi's kahoongas?
kahoongas by ArchaicTurtle December 18, 2022
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