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I don’t want to fuck anyone and nobody wants to fuck me.
You down to commence intercourses?

Nah I’m kwido
kwido by Dovalux March 5, 2021
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Shun Kaidou 

Our savior from the evil organization Dark Reunion.

Also known as The Jet Black Wings, he protects us all bad that can happen.
Me: Hey bro is dark reunion coming
Person A: no because our Savior Shun Kaidou exists
Shun Kaidou by Yes Yes I am me December 9, 2020
Related Words
kwido kaido Kido kaidousbitch kidoki kaidon Kidon kidona kidori kidou

Kaidou Shun 

Kaidou shun is someone who is cooler than you’ll ever be kaidou is attractive as well and you on the other hand aren’t Kaidou is a masterpiece you aren’t kaidou is the jet black wings who always saves the day and you? You’re just a pathetic loser. I believe in Kaidou supremacy!
“Bro they’re so cool I bet they kin kaidou shun” “not even they aren’t remotely close to being as cool and awesome and handsome and amazing and perfect as him”
Kaidou Shun by Kaidousluver July 1, 2021

Shun kaidou 

A god with a power hidden in his right arm who saves us from dark reunion. His boyfriend is koboyasu but their cool so they call each other by their first names😎. WAP (worship and pray) to Shun Kaidou. Kaidou is a fake name thought his real name is The Jet Black Wings
Saiki: Shun kaidou is an idiot
Every sane human in the world: THATS SOMETHING SOMEONE FROM DARK REUNION WOULD SAY!🤬
Shun kaidou by Ryleewebs January 8, 2021

kidoloposis

Kidoloposis is a disease you’re diagnosed with when you’re not okay in the head.
Doc: “ I am sorry, you have kidoloposis”
You: “ Oof.”
kidoloposis by BiGpAuLy January 19, 2021

kaidopoopiefart 

kaidopoopiefart is a tiktok star, who started gaining traction this year. They post humorous content online, and have a target audience of mentally unstable 12-15 year olds. They content they post is not only funny, but very concerning. Ever since they changed their online username to @rockleepoopiefart , they've received a lot of backlash from fans.
"Did you see @kaidopoopiefart 's new video?"
"Yeah man.. lowkey wanna jump off a cliff after seeing that."
in japanese it means "highway" but it can also be a name for a generalized Aries, a very strong, bold, natural born leader, loving, perverted, is only serious when someone dies.
Our troop leader is soo Kaido!
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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