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(v) to kwang, to be kwanged.

When a GPS system or online maps app thoroughly fucks up your directions and leads you to the middle of nowhere/the totally wrong destination instead of your actual destination. Also applies to fucking up local transport information.
Sorry we're late, we were totally fucking kwanged by Google maps on our way to the Chinese buffet.

We've been kwanged again!! This sketchy dirt path has NOT led us to the grand canyon, it's led us to the middle of the fucking woods! Now it's getting dark... where even are we??!

I missed my appointment this morning because Google maps fucking kwanged my bus route.
Kwanged by Nefarious Mo July 16, 2021
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To have one's developer code and work taken, manipulated, rebranded, and re-released by someone else with no credit.
Ultimate Droid kanged CyanogenMod by taking CM's code, theming the ROM, and then re-releasing it without taking out CM-specific easter eggs, and stripping out the credit and changelog for the CyanogenMod developers.
kanged by Dr Macinyasha February 21, 2011
When somebody is just being a kwangé kid.
Michael is acting bare Kwangé.
Kwangé by whatispoof October 20, 2019
Having an enormous amount of food given to you by another person when he/she is moving or leaving town.

Getting Kwaned usually involves multiple garbage bags full of food.
Roommate: "Woah, where did all of this food come from? There's enough here to feed an army for two weeks!"

Other Roommate: "We got Kwaned."
Kwaned by IFRS-Man September 2, 2010
It means you’ll get kwenged up with a machete yk, like my guy kwenged someone the other day and the day after the person never even looked at him.
Keep talking and you’ll get kwenged fam.
Kwenged by Ilovepoland08 March 24, 2021
To be Kranged is to get an erection so fierce that it literally stretches your skin downwards so that your penis can grow, resulting in your face being pulled onto your stomach, leaving you looking like 'Krang' from TMNT.
Guy A: 'Holy Fucking Shit!! That girl was so fucking hot that she just Kranged you dude!'
Guy B: 'Shreeeddderrrrrrrrr'
Kranged by Mr Muffstuffer April 22, 2013
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