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kwanezian 

an individual who celebrates the holiday of kwanza.
and example of a kwanezian person is.. i don't really know anyone who is kwanezian.
kwanezian by xoaugustmm December 24, 2010
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Kwanzañera 

An invented holiday that celebrates when a young urbanite has her first child. Generally coincides with her 15th birthday
Due to promiscuous behavior, lack of morals and unprotected sex, more girls celebrated their Kwanzañera at MLK Jr high than attended the homecoming game.
Kwanzañera by Juan Outtamany November 23, 2013

Kwanzian Jew

Person who celebrates Kwanzaa while also being half Jewish.
Shelby annually celebrates Kwanzaa and Hanukkah because she is a Kwanzian Jew.

Jennifer is a half Kwanzian Jew.
Kwanzian Jew by shelbs012 March 31, 2010

Kwanzhannukamus 

The politically correct way to say hello to someone during the holiday season if you are not sure which holiday they celebrate.
Dude 1:
HEY! I DONT KNOW WHAT HOLIDAY YOU CELEBRATE!!!! SO HAPPY KWANZHANNUKAMUS!

Dude 2:
HAPPY KWANZHANNUKAMUS TO YOU TOO!!!

kwanzanachuamass 

This is a holiday invented in lieu of the the whole holiday season. The month of december was determind to be far to hectic as far a holidays were concerned. NObody could determine when ?haunaka? ended and kwanza began. Then you add in the two days of x-mass and some even have rhamadon that same time of year. It was deemed easiest to just place them all on one day,. and that day is december 13(picked from a hat), Kwanzanachuamass.
Everybody celebrate Kwanzanachuamass!
kwanzanachuamass by TGDuane September 11, 2004

new kwanzanukuhmas 

a combination of new years, kwanza, hanukuh, and christmas used in order to keep religous differences aside
Happy New Kwanzanukuhmas!!!
new kwanzanukuhmas by Randoncl November 22, 2006

KwanzHanuChrismestivus 

something close to chrismahanukwanzakah that is yelled when drunk and confuzed, most often in times square
I saw a man in a Smurf suit screaming "happy KwanzHanuChrismestivus" when i was walking away from Time Square
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"My salad days,
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B)
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A)
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