An invented holiday that celebrates when a young urbanite has her first child. Generally coincides with her 15th birthday
Due to promiscuous behavior, lack of morals and unprotected sex, more girls celebrated their Kwanzañera at MLK Jr high than attended the homecoming game.
This is a holiday invented in lieu of the the whole holiday season. The month of december was determind to be far to hectic as far a holidays were concerned. NObody could determine when ?haunaka? ended and kwanza began. Then you add in the two days of x-mass and some even have rhamadon that same time of year. It was deemed easiest to just place them all on one day,. and that day is december 13(picked from a hat), Kwanzanachuamass.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."