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Kwaking, or to kwak, means to bid farewell to someone leaving a chat room after that person having already left, leaving the word hanging in the air.
John : "Bye guys!"
John has left the chat
Kwakzalver : "Bye John!"
Kwakzalver : "Damn, I kwaked."
Kwaked by Berzelus October 11, 2013
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In ducks language.. getting yo cheeks "kwaked" (clapped). Kwak is the sound of a duck
🦆: get kwaked loser
Loser: :,(
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In Dickies language.. getting yo cheeks "kwaked" (clapped) or (get fucked). Kwak is the sound of a duck
🦆: get kwaked loser
Loser: :(
..............
Sike nibba get kwaked *sends a pic of a duck instead of nudz*

kwaked out 

-One of the stages of getting intoxicated
-sober->buzzed->drunk->green out->brown out->blacked out->danger zone->kwaked out
-Too drunk to remember getting caught by cops
"Did the cop ask you if you were kwaked out?"
"Nah I just told him I'm blacked out."
"Oh that's better."
kwaked out by weedoholic September 19, 2016
When you have been caught doing something, even though you tried as hard as you could to not get caught
I told him I was going to sleep, so I wouldn’t have to talk to him anymore. Then I viewed his snap story, Ive been kaked.
Kaked by CBRea November 25, 2017
Someone who is small and hacks life.
"Alex kwoked his way into the soccer team."
Kwoked by Barry and Logs June 28, 2017
Having an enormous amount of food given to you by another person when he/she is moving or leaving town.

Getting Kwaned usually involves multiple garbage bags full of food.
Roommate: "Woah, where did all of this food come from? There's enough here to feed an army for two weeks!"

Other Roommate: "We got Kwaned."
Kwaned by IFRS-Man September 2, 2010
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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