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A dutch word. Literal translation: vagina bag.
Used to describe someone who does everything in his power to annoy/piss off his friends. Common kutzak activities are: wet wilies, bangcocks, nipple cripples and spitting in your beer.

A true kutzak enjoys nothing more than humiliating you in front of other people/girls you are trying to impress.
Mitch: Yesterday I hit Kevin in the balls, just for fun. He was almost crying.

Frank: Dude, you're such a kutzak
kutzak by daywalker85 April 3, 2009
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Sneaky Kutza 

A sneaky Kutza is defined as inviting a fellow air medical professional to a two year olds birthday party only to find out your also getting married at the same time while he is consuming food on the back steps while your taking a wedding oath out front.
Joey performed a Sneaky Kutza on Tom when he got married.
Sneaky Kutza by SALEEN58L August 11, 2008

Klutzasaurus

A boomer who is always tripping over their own feet
My mom is such a Klutzasaurus, that a simple walk becomes a potential trip to the emergency room.
Klutzasaurus by Baby2/20 November 12, 2020