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kurkle jerk

when you touch or flirt with a friends girlfriend
look tj is pulling a kurkle jerk on jims girlfriend
Related Words
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Kirkley's Law 

In any given situation where it is possible to express an emotion or an opinion, someone is going to be an asshole.
Person 1: "Guys Stephen Hawking just died"
Person 2:"Aw man for real? Rest in peace!"
Person 3:"Now he knows there is a God"
Person 1: " Perfect example of Kirkley's Law asshole"

Kurt Kunkle 

Kurt Kunkle is the main protagonist/antagonist from the movie Spree (August 14, 2020). victims: Kurt's mom

Fredrick Andrea Mario Richard Kendra London Bobby Bud lee/bobbybasecamp Davit Kris Kunkle/kurt's father
Not gonna spoil how these people died but i will hint at it. Uber driver ;)
1: have you heard about Kurt Kunkle from the 2020 film Spree? 2: No whats it about? 3: okay so <BLANK CAUSE NOT GONNA SPOIL IT> 2: damn now i dont trust uber drivers

Ryan P. Kunkle 

Person A: "Stop being such a Ryan P. Kunkle and shower." Person B: "I can't shower, I'm busy talking to my kittens."
Ryan P. Kunkle by anonymous March 22, 2023

olga kurylenko 

The super hot actress from the movie hitman, also will be the new bond girl!!
Damn Olga Kurylenko was hot in that movie, #47 must have been gay not to hit that
olga kurylenko by tunazz June 16, 2008
the small pieces of paper that are left behind when tearing sheets from a spiral bound notebook.
She left a mess of kurple on the floor by tearing sheets of paper from her spiral bound notebook.
kurple by drusiph November 2, 2012