kurkle

Snoring while phlegm is caught in one's throat.

He liked to hear her kurkle in her sleep after getting good head from his girlfriend.

by Russell Clark September 24, 2003

kurkle jerk

when you touch or flirt with a friends girlfriend

look tj is pulling a kurkle jerk on jims girlfriend

by joetheonewiththedick March 13, 2010

Kirkley's Law

In any given situation where it is possible to express an emotion or an opinion, someone is going to be an asshole.

Person 1: "Guys Stephen Hawking just died"
Person 2:"Aw man for real? Rest in peace!"
Person 3:"Now he knows there is a God"
Person 1: " Perfect example of Kirkley's Law asshole"

by MountainGenerator March 14, 2018

Kurt Kunkle

Kurt Kunkle is the main protagonist/antagonist from the movie Spree (August 14, 2020). victims: Kurt's mom

Fredrick Andrea Mario Richard Kendra London Bobby Bud lee/bobbybasecamp Davit Kris Kunkle/kurt's father
Not gonna spoil how these people died but i will hint at it. Uber driver ;)

1: have you heard about Kurt Kunkle from the 2020 film Spree? 2: No whats it about? 3: okay so <BLANK CAUSE NOT GONNA SPOIL IT> 2: damn now i dont trust uber drivers

by SpreeFanKurtKunklesSmellyCock October 3, 2021

Ryan P. Kunkle

A fat discord mod, who doesn't touch grass.

Person A: "Stop being such a Ryan P. Kunkle and shower." Person B: "I can't shower, I'm busy talking to my kittens."

by anonymous March 22, 2023

olga kurylenko

The super hot actress from the movie hitman, also will be the new bond girl!!

Damn Olga Kurylenko was hot in that movie, #47 must have been gay not to hit that

by tunazz June 16, 2008

kurple

the small pieces of paper that are left behind when tearing sheets from a spiral bound notebook.

She left a mess of kurple on the floor by tearing sheets of paper from her spiral bound notebook.

by drusiph November 2, 2012