kunzle

Implement something pseudo-organized or pseudo-structured. Plan and enforce something far removed from any reality.

We didn't even know what to store in the warehouse yet, and he had already labeled all the empty shelves with product names. He kunzled our warehouse.

He is kunzling our directory structure by creating directorys way before they could ever be usefull.

by tHaThAnDlEiSaLlReAdYiNuSeBySoM November 16, 2023

Kunzle Magic

A magical ability possesed only by chosen band directors. Kunzle Magic is the ability to foretell what time the band will get back to school from football games or festivals. It is almost always extremely accurate and, if the user is gifted enough, can sometimes predict the time of arrival before the band even goes to the event. It is a blessing to be in a band which has a band director gifted with Kunzle Magic.

Example 1:
Kid on band bus: We're getting close to school, whats the Kunzle Magic say?
Other Band Kid: 6:52, only three minutes from now!

by Pseudonym721 November 25, 2010

Kundle

I see this everywhere and I am pretty sure it means a bundle of Ketamine but I DONT KNOW FOR SURE because there's no urban dictionary entry!!!

Blonde Cyborg: omg I jokingly told him I'd consider fucking him for a kundle but he gave it to me so I took it and ran the fuck out of there sfhjkhsjjdbjidv

by Sadman478 October 7, 2018

Kurt Kunkle

Kurt Kunkle is the main protagonist/antagonist from the movie Spree (August 14, 2020). victims: Kurt's mom

Fredrick Andrea Mario Richard Kendra London Bobby Bud lee/bobbybasecamp Davit Kris Kunkle/kurt's father
Not gonna spoil how these people died but i will hint at it. Uber driver ;)

1: have you heard about Kurt Kunkle from the 2020 film Spree? 2: No whats it about? 3: okay so <BLANK CAUSE NOT GONNA SPOIL IT> 2: damn now i dont trust uber drivers

by SpreeFanKurtKunklesSmellyCock October 3, 2021

Ryan P. Kunkle

A fat discord mod, who doesn't touch grass.

Person A: "Stop being such a Ryan P. Kunkle and shower." Person B: "I can't shower, I'm busy talking to my kittens."

by anonymous March 22, 2023

kenzlee

A beautiful young girl usually best with blonde hair. Full of pure energy and always tries to smile at the worst times. Just her sparkling eyes can make eveyone smile. If you meet a Kenzlee, don't let her go, you are truly blessed to meet one. Looks: Usually beautiful blue eyes and looks beautiful as always.

Kenzlee took one look at me and melted my heart!

by Kathhleenn January 7, 2017

Kuncle

A feature on a human/animal/table/ etc. that stands out off all their physical features.

WARNING: You may feel the need to vomit and/or laugh at them.

Eyebrows that stand out

"DAAAAAAAAAMN BRO, LOOK AT DAT GURL'S KUNCLE ON HER NOSE! EWWWW!"

by fuckyeahitsanne October 23, 2011