Kunzler

to laugh so hard that you fart and subsequently shit yourself.

When he told that joke, I fucking kunzlered.

by king13486 June 12, 2008

Kutzlerity

A particular type of clarity in regards to outlook on life that is the result of absolutely no knowledge of sports but extensive knowledge of Civil War facts. Kutzlerity is a keen sense for knowing who the bastards are and what would be the most hilarious way in which they could get what they deserve. A side effect of kutzlerity is the inability to say no to any type of persuasion or drinking competition.

Person A: I heard someone set the mall Santa Clause on fire.

Person B:Whoever did that must have had an absurd amount of kutzlerity.

Person A: I agree. Plus I think they were drunk and whistling Dixie.

by Rusty Shackelford69 April 9, 2009

doin it kinzler style

take a giant block of swiss cheese, and a dude's dick and suspend them over a bathtub full of gravy, then do what feels natural.

Maquan: What did Le'a want with this past evening?
Jagarret: shit bromonium, she set up the most fucked up thing i ever saw. there was gravy everywhere. She locked me in the room and when i woke up there was gravy leaking from every hole on my body.
Maquan: Doin it kinzler style, eh? PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP

by bacon ftw December 10, 2010

kunkler

A really fat kid who likes to do agile activities, like rowing.

That boat would be so much faster without a kunkler in the rear.

by Himynameisliam October 5, 2016

Kunzle Magic

A magical ability possesed only by chosen band directors. Kunzle Magic is the ability to foretell what time the band will get back to school from football games or festivals. It is almost always extremely accurate and, if the user is gifted enough, can sometimes predict the time of arrival before the band even goes to the event. It is a blessing to be in a band which has a band director gifted with Kunzle Magic.

Example 1:
Kid on band bus: We're getting close to school, whats the Kunzle Magic say?
Other Band Kid: 6:52, only three minutes from now!

by Pseudonym721 November 25, 2010

Kanzler

german word for chancellor.

Gottkanzler Schulz. (god-chancellor Schulz.)
Der Bundeskanzler von Deutschland wird vom Bundestag gewählt. (The Federal Chancellor of Germany will be elected by the Bundestag.)

by german_slang August 25, 2017

kunzle

Implement something pseudo-organized or pseudo-structured. Plan and enforce something far removed from any reality.

We didn't even know what to store in the warehouse yet, and he had already labeled all the empty shelves with product names. He kunzled our warehouse.

He is kunzling our directory structure by creating directorys way before they could ever be usefull.

by tHaThAnDlEiSaLlReAdYiNuSeBySoM November 16, 2023