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Kyle Kuzma 

Kyle Kuzma is a NBA player for the LA Lakers he sucks and can't make a wide open layup or open 3pt or mid range shot. He also has horrible fashion and hairstyles.
Guy: will you be my girlfriend?
Girl: No your Kyle Kuzma
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A man among men, Gods gift, Sexy, Amazing, Strong, Powerful, Cunning, Wise.
That guy is so Kuzman, He is so Kuzman, I wish he was Kuzman
Kuzman by Whosmom March 7, 2011
Kuzma is a type of puffer fish originating from the Czech Republic. These puffer fish are unique in that they love to surf on top of waves rather than just splashing and relaxing under the water with the other fish. Their diet consists of mainly organic sea vegetables.

Possibly due to pollution (as a result of toxic waste dumping) or as part of the evolutionary process these fish have mutated in many interesting ways; for example… they have webbed club like appendages. Unlike most fish, they have unusually large, yet surprisingly esthetically pleasing big toes. They also have short fat and incredibly fast fingers. These fish are also known to rest head down/vertical in the water, giving the appearance of a floating headstand.
Kuzma has transcended being a name for a certain type of Czech puffer fish. Kuzma is slang for a plethora of characteristics;

1. If someone loves to surf: they are so Kuzma.

2. If they play the piano with super fast finger speed: they are very Kuzma.

3. If someone likes doing yoga headstands: they are such a Kuzma.

4. They have beautiful big bubbly toes: so completely Kuzma.

5. If they hang upside down like a bat from megatron: that's

a Kuzma thing to do.
Kuzma by yogananda73 February 5, 2010
1. Anal gape showing technique, invented and popularized by Jean-Yves Le Castel (b. 1965), French porn actor. The woman's back lies over the man's chest while having her thighs held close to her own chest. When the penis gets unplugged, the anus and a bit of the rectum can be seen by others

2. Misspelling of "guck mal" which means "look (at once)" in German.
Süße, kuckmal! — Sweetie, look now!

Never look up for 'kuckmal' while using somebody else's computer.
kuckmal by Kuckmal Lover November 14, 2022

kyle kuzma 

LA Lakers basketball player. Plays along side the prophet Lavar Balls son Lonzo Ball.
Kyle Kuzma low key nice. He won the Summer league championship MVP.
kyle kuzma by Carmelo Anthony August 30, 2017

kuzmanovic 

A last name only the superior people have. They are truly the heroes of this world
- my last name is kuzmanovic

( some random peopl) - OMG IT’S ONE OF THE KUZMANOVIC
kuzmanovic by Sniffmyfeet November 2, 2019