She’s a one of a kind and really funny she is truly remarkable and makes you happy she will do anything to keep you in her arms and you get attached to her really fast you will say I love you in the first week and she will say it back she will never give up on you or her loved ones she has the best laugh and smile her skin is super soft and is amazing

Did you hear about Ethan with Krystiana

Yeah they are really cute he’s so lucky

Krystiana by Wh0sethan June 27, 2019

Krystian

A straight up G Polish Kid who knows his shit. Usually
sells drugs and shoots up Heroine on a weekly basis. Also
uses his cock for per say "Cock Slapping" vicitims. Falls
under the catagories of : A female pleasurer, Douchebag,
Known for "Porking" mums, Entensive knowledge of Polish
Ways, and anything falling under the catagory of "Big
Dick".

Guy 1 - Yo, who's the cool cat over by the corner?
Guy 2 - That guy!? You fucking serious? He's Krystian, but
you didn't hear it from me...

Krystian by Virologic April 13, 2021

Krystianity

Krystianity is a well known user on the Mnet+ ZB1 board. She’s known for her poems (“She ginga on my minga ‘till I yo”) and she’s been voted as the president. Her signature is simping over Krystian Wang. Together with other well known users she belongs to the “Pabowife family”.

Person 1: “Who’s the funniest person on Mnet+?”
Person 2: “It’s obviously Krystianity!”

Krystianity by haozhao October 24, 2023

Krystiana

She is the most amazing, beautiful, lovely, adorable, and funny girl I have ever met, i don’t know what I would do without her

Have you heard her puns? She’s such a Krystiana

Krystiana by Yoooooooooo12335 July 11, 2017

Krystian

Krystian is usually of Polish descent and is a guy who is annoying when with his friends but secretly sweet inside. He's also very smart and some people have grudges against him because of how smart he is. You're lucky if you have a Krystian in your life, but be ready to get mad at him a lot.

Friend 1: Yo look, it's Krystian!
Friend 2: Ugh, I'm so mad at him! He got 94% on the exam and I got 88!
Friend 1: Yeah, yesterday Krystian got one more answer right on the test than me! SO annoying!

Friend 1: Have you seen Krystian?
Friend 2: You mean that really annoying kid who throws erasers in class?
Friend 1: Yeah, but he's actually really nice. I have art club with him and he's always polite to me there
Friend 2: Eh, yeah, I guess. I've just never seen him without his friends.
Friend 1: You should. He's also SO smart

Krystian by Parry Otter December 11, 2019

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026