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A girl that works at a massage studio, with red hair. And a funny-ass attitude. Can be sweet sometimes, but overall ruthless. Mother Hen of the group. When she drinks, it's always way too much. No boundaries. Will have sex for a hamburger and some onion rings. Lovely girl!
See that girl sitting at the desk, she is SO a Krystianna.

I wish I had a hamburger.
by Kristinana July 05, 2017
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Man's greatest invention, brain bleach removes bad memories and general DO NOT WANT moments. Every household should have a few gallons.
1: Dude, I just walked in on my parents.
2: Have some Brain Bleach!
by Andikun November 06, 2007
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