krystjan
Amazing guy with a massive cock and appetite for pussy. Usually blonde, Krystjan is super muscly and very hot.
krystjan by mEm3lodD io October 30, 2018
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krystan
Great girlfriend! She's so much fun to hang out with and she's never bitchy...sometimes dumb blonde lolz
Krystan is my gal pal!!
krystan by wouldntulyk2kneou July 20, 2009
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krystan
someone who is not a good boyfriend, cheats on all of his boyfriends with drag queens, freakishly oafish, ugly, and resembles adam sandler
krystan disgraces all people
krystan
a loser who MAKES UP LIES about girls who rejected him or left him because he is worthless and has no appealing qualities whatsoever, don't believe a word that comes out of this compulsive liar's mouth, he does nothing but drool over celebrity girls he are on a different planet than him and a chronic masturbator
Krystiana
She’s a one of a kind and really funny she is truly remarkable and makes you happy she will do anything to keep you in her arms and you get attached to her really fast you will say I love you in the first week and she will say it back she will never give up on you or her loved ones she has the best laugh and smile her skin is super soft and is amazing
Krystian
A straight up G Polish Kid who knows his shit. Usually
sells drugs and shoots up Heroine on a weekly basis. Also
uses his cock for per say "Cock Slapping" vicitims. Falls
under the catagories of : A female pleasurer, Douchebag,
Known for "Porking" mums, Entensive knowledge of Polish
Ways, and anything falling under the catagory of "Big
Dick".
sells drugs and shoots up Heroine on a weekly basis. Also
uses his cock for per say "Cock Slapping" vicitims. Falls
under the catagories of : A female pleasurer, Douchebag,
Known for "Porking" mums, Entensive knowledge of Polish
Ways, and anything falling under the catagory of "Big
Dick".
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