krystjan

Amazing guy with a massive cock and appetite for pussy. Usually blonde, Krystjan is super muscly and very hot.

Omg he must be a Krystjan

by mEm3lodD io October 30, 2018

krystan

Great girlfriend! She's so much fun to hang out with and she's never bitchy...sometimes dumb blonde lolz

Krystan is my gal pal!!

by wouldntulyk2kneou July 20, 2009

Kristjan

A sexy beast and a savage. Will knock you out on sight if you mess with him.

Dang look at that kid im not finna mess with him. He look like a Kristjan.

by KJNNHS October 31, 2017

krystan

someone who is not a good boyfriend, cheats on all of his boyfriends with drag queens, freakishly oafish, ugly, and resembles adam sandler

krystan disgraces all people

by dgyt64 August 2, 2009

krystan

a loser who MAKES UP LIES about girls who rejected him or left him because he is worthless and has no appealing qualities whatsoever, don't believe a word that comes out of this compulsive liar's mouth, he does nothing but drool over celebrity girls he are on a different planet than him and a chronic masturbator

person 1: krystan is the biggest liar I've ever seen

person 2 : I know!

by kdjtuuu July 18, 2009

Krystiana

She’s a one of a kind and really funny she is truly remarkable and makes you happy she will do anything to keep you in her arms and you get attached to her really fast you will say I love you in the first week and she will say it back she will never give up on you or her loved ones she has the best laugh and smile her skin is super soft and is amazing

Did you hear about Ethan with Krystiana

Yeah they are really cute he’s so lucky

by Wh0sethan June 27, 2019

Krystian

A straight up G Polish Kid who knows his shit. Usually
sells drugs and shoots up Heroine on a weekly basis. Also
uses his cock for per say "Cock Slapping" vicitims. Falls
under the catagories of : A female pleasurer, Douchebag,
Known for "Porking" mums, Entensive knowledge of Polish
Ways, and anything falling under the catagory of "Big
Dick".

Guy 1 - Yo, who's the cool cat over by the corner?
Guy 2 - That guy!? You fucking serious? He's Krystian, but
you didn't hear it from me...

by Virologic April 13, 2021