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noun- the type of person who will ruin things that are fun, destroy previously funny jokes, and steal anything cool you do, say, or wear
example 1
kid1: Yo brian made that one joke over and over again, until it was so annoying!
kid2: WOW what a krande!

example 2
kid1: Dude i just started listening to Pharrel and showed Mike, now he thinks he is his biggest fan!
kid2: Sounds like a krande to me...

krande by thechampishere5 December 9, 2008
Related Words
krwnd • Klwnd • krandel • krundle • kpwnd • KRAND • Kranda • krande • Kranders • krandingies

krundle biscuit 

when baby powder is used to dry the krundle area and results in a doughey substance and when dried is formed into a krundle biscuit
it was so hot outside my girl had a krundle biscuit in her pants
krundle biscuit by bruce the duce September 6, 2009
Being 'outed' as a paedophile on the metalhammer message board. see Klown
Random Loser Ok, so she was 15 and a bit, i admit it.
everyone else KLWND!
KLWND by Peter File September 16, 2004
Derives from the word pwn. In essence it has the same meaning but to a slighty higher degree.

Also goes well with demon
"I pwned that noob 99-0" "That isn't pwnage, it is krwnage!!!!"

What a Krwn Demon!
krwn by Adam Stevens November 7, 2004
Krondon is an underground rapper from South Central California. He is part of the Strong Arm Steady gang. A rap Supergroup composed of Krondon, Mitchy Slick, Phil Da Agony, and Xzibit, who left the group in 2003.

Krondon is commonly mistaken for a white-bread honkey because he is a albino. However, he was born from 2 black parents.
"What the fuck that whiteboy doin' up here in Compton hommie?"

"Nigga, thats Krondon!"
krondon by TabarnaKalisse June 25, 2008

krundi kids 

Rave subculture with kids wearing jeans and a red champion hoodie. Mostly nostalgic about the 90's underground rave scene.
"Hey you are one of those Krundi kids, right? Can you hum your latest hit?"
"Dududuududuuu duuu, it's gonna be released next friday"
krundi kids by Triffd November 20, 2013
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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