KLWND

Being 'outed' as a paedophile on the metalhammer message board. see Klown

Random Loser Ok, so she was 15 and a bit, i admit it.
everyone else KLWND!

by Peter File September 16, 2004

KLWND

One higher than PWND which is one up from OWND (or OWN3D).

Invented by a brain in a jar on the metalhammer messageboards after a certain poster got boned by Klown.

MH User 1: Did you hear about someone who said she was 16 and got boned by Klown?
MH User 2: No? Hahahahaha, bitch got KLWND!

by Lugs-o September 30, 2004

Klwnd

Being caught exposing yourself to young girls via the internet.

To be the victim of an exposer.

"Did you hear about Sarky? She got totally KLWND!"

by cris September 16, 2004

klondike thunder

Someone stomping through the house waking everybody up

Try to sleep I wish Klondike thunder would quit stopmping through the house.

by Bearcatkev June 10, 2018

Klondike Feaver

A condition where the length of a mans genitialia does not extend beyond the layers of clothing he is wearing.

Man; it was so cold out when I went to take a leak I had a bad case of Klondike Feaver.

by Moolie February 11, 2010

Klandon

A fairly large tongan who enjoys indulging himself with the exquisite taste of Equus caballus. He's exceptionally gifted in the musical arts as well as a variety of other arrangements. If you are not aware of this man's presence, please vacate that rock in which you have been living under all these years.

Girl: "OMG! There's Klandon!!! .....(Hide the horses)

Moke Guy: "Ho rajah Klandon, you stay one beast at da guitar lydat yeah!?"

White Guy: "Excuse me Sir, Can you please step out of the vehicle.....and make way for Klandon"

Tongan Guy: "Tamasi!"

by iLAVET! June 20, 2011

be a klondike

A good person/place/thing that radiates joy for the whole world to see.

I hate how people are so rude they should be a Klondike.

by Babycow9 July 4, 2018