Skip to main content

kroonk

You Kroonk!
by earlycarlcats June 2, 2023
mugGet the kroonk mug.

Kronk

The best character in The Emperors New Groove. Talks to squirrels, and does his own theme music and always pulls the wrong lever.
Yzma: Kronk, are you talking to that squirrel?!

Yzma: Pull the lever Kronk.
*pulls a lever*
Yzma: WRONG LEVER!!!!!
by AttackOnTitan1999 March 25, 2016
mugGet the Kronk mug.
Related Words
kroonk kronk Kronked krook Kroon koonk kronkers Koonky krooked Krooked Barz

Fruit Krook

A Fruit Krook is the dumbest, idiot known to man. When driving they will pull out in front of you without looking. They go through red lights and stop at green lights. They display no common sense and will drive anyone nuts.
The Fruit Krook just got his girlfriend pregnant thinking a bag would work for a condom.
by Fruit Krook January 7, 2015
mugGet the Fruit Krook mug.

kronk-knockler

Any situation, circumstance, course of events or interlocution which may be confusing to a person.
"Well that's a kronk-knockler."

Related:

"That's a hum-dinger!"
by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2008
mugGet the kronk-knockler mug.

Kronked

To define an action in any sense.
Man you’re teeth are KRONKED!

Wanna get kronked? Bitch.
by sK-gANg* February 1, 2018
mugGet the Kronked mug.

Koonk

When you are trying to repair a generator on Dead by Daylight and miss the skill check, causing an explosion.
"I just koonked this generator! The killer's gonna scare me!"
by solidsnake2085 June 12, 2018
mugGet the Koonk mug.

Mike Kroon

The most ballin' member of the internet box podcast, when he's not clopping to fluttershy or getting destroyed in yu-gi-oh
by exodia tamer Ray. He spends time destroying criminals like the segway gang with his marinara covered balls as his alter ego, the white knife. He also has an alter-ego, midnight mike, who, at the black of night, emerges and rapes everything in sight. Including mike himself, time can only tell if midnight Mike will be too powerful for normal mike
I, Mike kroon, am the white knife, SLASHING through the darkness
by Rainbow crash February 18, 2013
mugGet the Mike Kroon mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email