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krispy kream 

The act of ejaculating into the nasal cavity. The cum is then snorted to later be swallowed
At first I was worried if she spit or swallowed. Then she did a Krispy kream.
krispy kream by Whatever-012 July 10, 2016

Krispy Kreamer 

"When I get done with her, her face will look like a Krispy Kreme donut."

The night ended with a Krispy Kreamer.

Alternate usage: I Krispy Kreamed Her.
Krispy Kreamer by Nathan Dunkel January 6, 2009

Krispy Kreamin' 

The glazing of another man's penis with seminal fluid.
Bro, I totally got caught Krispy Kreamin' by my girlfriend last night, Chad made it look like a double glazed doughnut!
Krispy Kreamin' by CamWilson July 12, 2018

Krispy Kramp 

When you consume more Krispy Kreme donuts than your stomach can hold and your ileum is lodged open due to the amount of material in the digestive tract resulting in a quick and full bowel evacuation of your colon.
Dude, I think Meredith had Krispy Kramps right before she shit her new sun dress.
Krispy Kramp by Coke Can June 5, 2018

KrispyKreemed 

the act of getting a enormous load in your asshole from KrispyKreem
I just got KrispyKreemed!
KrispyKreemed by DefinitionWrite August 2, 2018

KrispyKreem 

The 2nd lord and savior coming from the #1 lord and savior Bluntboomer
I praise KrispyKreem and Bluntboomer every half hour
KrispyKreem by DefinitionWrite August 2, 2018
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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