krispey kreme

Food of choice if you want to know what a heart attack feels like.

That Krispey Kreme doughnut was so good I had to get an angiogram of my coronary arteries after eating it!

by superiormind July 2, 2005

Krispey Kreme

The dried cum in a woman's ass

The inhomogeneous seed left to evaporate in a woman's assKrispey Kreme

by Long_Rod_VonHugein_Dong April 8, 2010

krispy kreme eyes

High as fuck and your eyes are glazed over like a krispy kreme donut.

Holy shit peters has got those krispy kreme eyes..lookin glossy as fuck.

by pioneers89 December 4, 2009

Krispy Kreme

NOUN - A donut, once eaten, makes the victim want more.

She always brings a stash of krispy kremes in the morning for breakfast.

by Enrique Perez November 16, 2003

Krispy Kreme

the undisputed Donut of the Gods.

When presented with a choice between Krispy Kreme donuts and a beautiful woman, a smart man will choose Krispy Kreme donuts every time; both can be quite delicious, but the Krispy Kreme donuts will never expect a diamond in return.

by themadjackal November 2, 2003

Krispy Kreme

The act of making a girl squirt on your face by eating her out and then putting your face in the freezer until it freezes at which point you peal it off and eat it like a potato chip. Gurl you’ve just been krispy Kremed

That girls pussy tasted so good I just had to Krispy Kreme

by Luigi Malone February 9, 2018

Krispy Kreme

Donuts so good, you'll suck a dick.

"COME ON MAN, OPEN UP, MAN! GIVE ME ONE MORE DONUT! I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK!"

-Man knocking at a Krispy Kreme resturant at 3AM in the morning

by A2P June 11, 2006