Evaporate

To suck a dick until it is completely dry.

I am going to evaporate the s*** out of him!

by laughnchic June 28, 2010

Evaporate

When the water in a washing machine "disappears" from the inside of it and your clothes are no longer submersed in water.

"Hey Nick, how does the water get out of the washing machine?" "It evaporates."

by eveofnemesis August 19, 2007

evaporate

The slang term for "disappear"

Many parents worry that COVID-19 causes children's ability to limit their own screen time to suddenly 'evaporate', making them more prone to the negative effects of excessive screen time.

by Emotional Cruiser October 19, 2025

evaporate my tenderloin

To Evaporate your Tenderloin is to beat your dick so fucking hard your meat (a.k.a Tenderloin) disappears(evaporates) into nothingness.

"Ah hell ya dude, this video of Paul Walker & Bob Ross painting each other's nude bodies makes me want to evaporate my tenderloin!"

by Tenderloin Evaporator December 9, 2017

did your brain evaporate

another way of saying someone is stupid.

kenny: who was the first president?
steve: did you brain evaporate? it’s george washington.

kenny: my bad i’m slow.

did your brain evaporate? another way of saying someone is stupid.

by Rlendnsnsk April 7, 2020

evaporain

when it looks like it is raining, but you aren't getting wet

As I stood outside, it looked as if it were raining...but I wasn't getting wet- it can only be evaporain

by Meadow Soprano October 23, 2005

over-elaborate wank

An act of masturbation, the details of which prove to be so labyrinthine in complexity, as to seriously compromise the chances of the protagonist surviving.

Michael Hutchence died of an over-elaborate wank.

by stretchsa February 17, 2013