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Krisbian

The act of being a lesbian to Kristen Stewart's hotness.
"Kristen Stewart is HOT!"
"Ew, are you a lesbian?"
"Nope, just a krisbian"
by KBitchxx March 26, 2010
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Krisbian

The act of being a lesbian to, and only to, Kristen Stewart and her hot, gorgeous, and sexy personality and body.
Person 1: Oh. My. Goodness. I absolutely love Kristen Stewart. I would SO marry her if I could.

Person 2: But.. wait.. I thought you were straight. Are you a LESBO?

Person 1: No. I'm a Krisbian. I would only be a lesbian for Kristen Stewart.
by Krisbian4Eva19 September 9, 2010
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Krisbian

The effect Kristen Stewart has on a heterosexual fan-girl; whereupon, they would only go gay for her.
I just saw Kristen Stewart's legs in Elle magazine and now I'm a proud Krisbian.

OMG, I just saw Kristen Stewart in The Runaways and now I'm turning Krisbian? We like boys. We like boys.
by filmgirl May 18, 2010
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Krisbian

synonym: fiender

A person that lives their life vicariously through Kristen Stewart. They want to BE Kristen Stewart. They monitor the world wide web for any and all mentions of Kristen Stewart that are in a negative light and believe that, in time, they can change their views of Kristen Stewart.
A Krisbian approached Kristen Stewart and asked her for her shoes.
by anti-fiender January 9, 2010
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Kristiana

Kristiana is a stunning girl some may even say jaw dropping. She has lots of friends but some are fake. She has boys chasing after her. She can never notice the boys flirting but they are. Even though she doesn’t believe it when people say it and won’t except compliments. She makes good grades and all a’s in all her classes. She is what people call a people person , everyone gets along with her. She is a girl who not only acts different but is different, not in a bad way but in a good way. She is a goddess and no one can stay mad at her.
Oh my goodness there’s Kristiana 🤭
by namedefanswerer October 4, 2018
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Kristian Dallapalma

Kristian Dallapalma is described as a 'rat' where ever he goes, sadly this is due to his disfigured body. Many things such as his torso, legs, and head are all out of shape leading to a staggering height of 4 foot 2. Nothing can fix this.

Kristian Dallapalma has a unique love for the basketball player, Steph Curry. Some people question whether he is actually gay for Steph. Kristian wishes he was in the NBA playing with Curry but his jump shot cannot make up for this.

Somehow he has a hot sis
Person 1: "What is that disjointed thing coming out of the sewers?"

Person 2: "Oh that's just a Kristian Dallapalma"
by What the Rat June 4, 2020
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Kristianna

A fun, outgoing loving person! She’s confident but kind and will steal your man without trying. She’s popular in school but not always part of the cliques. She’s always out partying but doesn’t get into drugs. Shes smart without trying but is very athletic and not a nerd. She’s typically a cheerleader and on a school team of some kind and secretly has a beautiful singing voice. She doesn’t value herself above others and will always say hi to you when she sees you in the halls. She likes hanging out and there’s no having to ‘get in with th popular’ people with her! She doesn’t care what other people think unless they’re her friends and she is unfazed by drama, even though she gets involved in a lot. She gets asked out on the regular and Guys always want her number but she only has eyes for one buy, and if that’s you you will feel like the luckiest guy alive. She is stunning but doesn’t know she’s hot so isn’t cocky about it. She is quick to forgive and give a second chance and she never give up on herself or her friends. She’s your go to when it comes to difficult times and will always be there to listen to your problems. She’s a professional when it comes to advice and you can always count on her to be there for you.Shes the kind of girl to start trends,not follow them and is a natural born leader. Being friends with a Kristianna is a great honor
I wish I looked like Kristianna.
Hey it’s my friend, Kristianna!
Yo Kristianna, wanna hang this weekend?
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