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1.a person, object or action that is weird, strange or off-kilter;
2.someone who behaves in a manner that is dishonest or unethical, but not necessarily illegal
1."My friends are all pretty krinkly, but then again so am I." "The 1959 Buick LeSabre had these huge fins like some kind of krinkly bat." "This dude came over last night and acted so krinkly towards everyone."
2."Krinkly people are always telling wild stories about me." "He found a wallet on the sidewalk and kept it, but made no attempt to find the owner. He's really krinkly!"
krinkly by kBro July 30, 2008
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krinkly  

1.a person, object or action that is weird, strange or off-kilter;
2.someone who behaves in a manner that is dishonest or unethical, but not necessarily illegal
1."My friends are all pretty krinkly, but then again so am I." "The 1959 Buick LeSabre had these huge fins like some kind of krinkly bat." "This dude came over last night and acted so krinkly towards everyone."
2."Krinkly people are always telling wild stories about me." "He found a wallet on the sidewalk and kept it, but made no attempt to find the owner. He's really krinkly!"
Source: kBro, Florida, USA
krinkly by kBro December 24, 2008

Henry Krinkle 

The name to tell a Secret Service agent when he asks you for your name!
Travis: My name is Henry Krinkle. K-R-I-N-K-L-E. 154 Hopper Avenue. Agent: Hopper? Travis: Yeah. You know like a rabbit, hip, hop. Ha, ha. Fair Lawn, New Jersey. ...
Henry Krinkle by Stefonamus November 10, 2009

Krinkles 

A very cool person who made a violent newgrounds flash series known as Madness combat
Friend: hey have you heard of krinkles?
Me: oh the person who made Madness combat? Yeah!
Krinkles by Deimos’s Doritos June 28, 2021

Fudgie Krinkles 

The foreskin on a penis caked or crusted with poop after anal sex.
Pedro had fudgie krinkles on his penis after having anal sex with the neighborhood hooker.
Fudgie Krinkles by CAKPDX January 13, 2010

KrinkleKnuckle 

The small flap of skin conjoining the shaft of the penis and the scrotum.
Yeah how much is it to get your krinkleknuckle pierced again?
KrinkleKnuckle by Pippy Swartz April 29, 2011
An abbreviation for the Krinkov rifle, otherwise known as the AKS-74U designed by Mikhail Kalashnikov.
A true soviet can squat for hours with his drinky in one hand and his Krinky in the other.
Krinky by GetKrinky545 December 18, 2020
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