krogering

To shop at a Kroger grocery store.

The fridge was plum otta food so I went Krogering to fill it up with goodies.

by Jeffrey Moritz April 5, 2006

Krogering

To go to a Kroger's parking lot and engage in oral sex and/or sexual intercourse.

My girlfriend and I had to go Krogering because we still lived at home with our parents wouldn't approve of our fornicating.

by Joelj7891 January 10, 2010

krogering

Perusing the grocery store for the perfect vegetable with which to pleasure one's self.

My fiancee has been out of town for two weeks which forced me to go krogering.

by tranbny June 7, 2009

Krogering

To die inside

Have you been krogering today? Yes I have no will to live.

by Ali Bab March 1, 2021

Krogering

The act of intercourse that is had when someone bends their leg and spreads the skin in the shape of a butt and the penis is thrust in and out of that shape.

Let’s go krogering.

Hey man, bend your knee and show me that knee butt because I’m horny and feel like krogering.

Sorry hun, I’m in the rag. Feel like krogering instead?

by Doodoo the Clown November 23, 2021

Kramering

Popping in through a door or into an office cubicle so fast that the occupant therein never hears you coming and loses bodily fluids (or at least is really startled). Think of how Kramer always entered Jerry's apartment on Seinfeld.

I'm so tense at work because I never know when my boss is going to come kramering into my cubicle and make me spill coffee all over the keyboard!

by Beth Oswald July 20, 2006

Rogering

To have sexual intercourse with.

Dave: "Jesus Christ Jim, see that Babe with them 36 DD's and that micro-skirt...damn, she needs a good rogering."

Jim: "Dave, I've already rogered her!"

by Big Bobo March 18, 2003