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krogering 

To shop at a Kroger grocery store.
The fridge was plum otta food so I went Krogering to fill it up with goodies.
krogering by Jeffrey Moritz April 5, 2006
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Krogering 

To go to a Kroger's parking lot and engage in oral sex and/or sexual intercourse.
My girlfriend and I had to go Krogering because we still lived at home with our parents wouldn't approve of our fornicating.
Krogering by Joelj7891 January 10, 2010

krogering 

Perusing the grocery store for the perfect vegetable with which to pleasure one's self.
My fiancee has been out of town for two weeks which forced me to go krogering.
krogering by tranbny June 7, 2009

Krogering 

Have you been krogering today? Yes I have no will to live.
Krogering by Ali Bab March 1, 2021

Krogering 

The act of intercourse that is had when someone bends their leg and spreads the skin in the shape of a butt and the penis is thrust in and out of that shape.
Let’s go krogering.

Hey man, bend your knee and show me that knee butt because I’m horny and feel like krogering.

Sorry hun, I’m in the rag. Feel like krogering instead?
Krogering by Doodoo the Clown November 23, 2021
Popping in through a door or into an office cubicle so fast that the occupant therein never hears you coming and loses bodily fluids (or at least is really startled). Think of how Kramer always entered Jerry's apartment on Seinfeld.

I'm so tense at work because I never know when my boss is going to come kramering into my cubicle and make me spill coffee all over the keyboard!
Kramering by Beth Oswald July 20, 2006

Rogering 

To have sexual intercourse with.
Dave: "Jesus Christ Jim, see that Babe with them 36 DD's and that micro-skirt...damn, she needs a good rogering."

Jim: "Dave, I've already rogered her!"
Rogering by Big Bobo March 18, 2003
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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