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tay-shus
noun
1. An extraordinarily devious kitten
verb
2. To secretly plan your owner's death at all times
3. To pretend you're scratching the wall when you get caught eating the
dogs' food
4. To puke up your breakfast/dinner immediately after digestion in an attempt to get back at your
evil owners for forgetting to feed you dinner on
time
5. To go against all wishes your owners ask of you
6. To demand attention at all times - if unsuccessful, wine like a dying seal until you are