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1a) A kiss that occurs right after one or both parties have eaten Skittles.
1b) To kiss someone after eating a Skittle.
-That was the most amazing strawberry kittle ever!
-Mmmmm, I love Kittles!
Kittle by C. Bukowski March 21, 2008
Kittle - A person with the ability to fuck up the easiest tasks that every person takes for granted
She tripped over again, she such a kittle!

Kittle Skittle 

Secret sexual fantasies which you have about people around you that if anyone knew, you'd most likely go to hell
"Wow Arthur! Did you just have a Kittle Skittle about me? SEE YOU IN CHURCH!"

Kittle-hoosie 

Brothel; whorehouse; a building where prostitutes live and work. Women work in brothels where they trade sexual acts for money.

In Nevada, where sex work is legal, there are lots of kittle-hoosies. Much of the time they are run by families such as a dad and son, man and wife, etc...
The prostitutes at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch kittle-hoosie, in Nevada, are high-class. The girls at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch kittle-hoosie in Nevada are the best whores in the country!
The kittle-hoosie is in the red-light district in Boston.
Kittle-hoosie by Mady Poppy September 14, 2021

Kittle lip 

An Exeter university tradition in which a visitor to the uni must snort drugs out of a prostitutes arsehole to gain social acceptance.
Student 1: Hey have you heard from pete recently?
Student 2: Nah he hasn’t spoken to me since I made him do at kittle lip down at university.

Yeah I heard he has PTSD now.
Kittle lip by Poonpounder99 November 10, 2018

Kittle-picturing 

The act of deliberately elongating an already overlong and dull story by asking obtuse questions regarding the minutiae of said story.
Dull man; So I was wandering down the street an...
Kittle-picturer; How fast were you walking?
Dull man; Erm...I don't know, walking speed..anyway I was walking down the stree..
Kittle-picturer; Was the street busy? Were you on the pavement or in the road?
Dull man; ....you don't want to hear the story do you?...are you kittle-picturing?
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