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kreisher

Clean, crisp, fresh like new money
Her outfit is kreisher. That car is kreisher.
by Bloomingthaw September 5, 2016
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kreiser

Compassionate and fun-loving, can be emotional, but is often reserved. Has a carefree attitude, but is always vigilant. Strong willed, an old souled, loyal ride or die.
She's definitely a kreiser!
by khkmd March 23, 2017
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patrick kreiser

When you wear a hat on your head, but you wear it in a way that it doesn't protect your face at all.
What are you dressing up as? I'm going as Patrick Kreiser!
Hey look, there's a Patrick Kreiser!
I'm going for the Patrick Kreiser look, you should try it out!
by snortings June 4, 2018
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Krisher

A shortcut to describe a person that is the following: ignorant, loud, hilarious to watch, troublemaker, and self-esteemed. Normally a teenager or young adult.
Girl#1: Did you see what Russel just did?
Girl#2: Yea, he is such a Krisher.
by SorroAngel January 11, 2011
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kreishel

adj: A mix of food that tastes gross together.
A competitor made a kreishel salad, that tasted gross, and got disqualified from the cooking contest.
by Foodlala February 5, 2018
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Bert Kreischer sit-ups

Bert Kreischer sit-ups is a highly competitive exercise competition requiring each participant to insert a well lubricated prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) into the anus prior to performing maximum effort sit-ups. The goal is to perform the maximum amount of repetitions each round prior to the prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) fully dislodging from the body. A winner will be determined following ten rounds of continuous play with no more than a one minute break in between rounds.
…those last few rounds of Bert Kreischer sit-ups was a gut check!
by Mr SlapNTickle March 20, 2023
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Bert Kreischer sit-ups

A highly competitive exercise competition requiring each participant to insert a well lubricated prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) into the anus prior to performing maximum effort sit-ups. The goal is to perform the maximum amount of repetitions each round prior to the prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) fully dislodging from the body. A winner will be determined following ten rounds of continuous play with no more than a one minute break in between rounds.
those last few rounds of Bert Kreischer sit-ups was a gut check!
by Mr SlapNTickle March 20, 2023
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