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Person 1: Hey who are you
Krešo: Sexy motherfucker!
krešo by Tatalonza November 22, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch
A name for a suave womanizer who lures his prey by the rituatual of spooning.
"I bet you he's a Kreso"
Kreso by hugo123 April 25, 2009
Related Words
Kreso • krešo • Keso • Kreshnik • Kaeson • Kres • kreshaun • krešimir • Kresh • kreshawn
Adj:
Beautiful, flawless
(Inside joke for ARMY's as this is Hoseok's name spent backwards)
Person 1: Is that Hoseok?
Person 2: Yeah, he's Koesoh isn't he?
koesoh by MayaThePhan April 22, 2018
A sexy 1v1.lol player, the best of the best. 200 pumps people in the ass too.
Omg is that KREO!? Join my clan bro
Kreo by Kreo's lover April 27, 2021
Kreyol: One of Haiti's two major languages, the other being French.

It is a language that has a mixture of French, English, Spanish, Taino, and West African languages.

It is officially known as Haitian Creole but many Haitians will refer to it as Kreyol or (less commonly) Kreyol Ayisyien.

It is NOT a vulgar or "ghetto" form of French. Kreyol has its own alphabet and its own grammatical system. Over 7 million people speak it, making it the most spoken Creole language in the world.

It is a common misconception that people who speak French can understand Kreyol. In fact most French-speaking people CANNOT understand Kreyol but many Kreyol-speaking people can understand French, even if they cannot speak it.
Haitian: "I was born in Haiti."
American: "What language is spoken there?"
Haitian: "Kreyol".
Kreyol by NikkieJohnston July 9, 2009
A beautiful women that may not be that tall she is soooo nice and sweet and when she has kids She would do anything for her kids and will have an amazing family not a beer drinker a little bit in the summer but that’s it any man would want her but she would wait to find the one who she will be with for the rest of her life
I mean anything she was my mom and we had a house fire she yelled to my brother to get down on the ground if you know a krestine you need to keep her as a friend family or even you girlfriend
krestine by Joe hotel May 9, 2018
Wow you're a kres!
Kres by SSGSSEdits March 22, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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