Krauts

Stupid, illiterate, nazi subhuman scum bags also known as "Germans"; "Scum"; "nazis" "Jerry's" or "filth"

Krauts are responsible for almost every single evil crime in the world, including the murders of 60m innocent people in Europe.

Krauts are the most ugly, most stupid, most evil people in the world who are, in simple terms, illiterate rats who are all sad, lonely, pathetic excuses for human beings who are unable to be human.

Hey.

Hey. How are you?

I'm good thanks, just a little bit depressed after reading up on world war two.

Yeah, those krauts have really lived up to their evil name. Stupid, evil subhuman scum.

by ajjcj August 17, 2010

incestuos fucking krauts

THe motherfucking bastards who get payed for our hard graft, who spend their own time shagging each other while doing fuck all and wondering what work is.

That big earred incestuos fucking kraut.
Also known as Prince charles

by SCOTTY May 14, 2003

Chris Krause

To be world famous DJCK

I've been told that to Chris Krause is when one smashes many a blue-salted Margarita in the corner.

by The Cambridge Companions February 1, 2013

Wild Kratts

A Canadian kid's show on PBS. Focuses on Chris and Martin Kratt, two American bros, who learn about different wild animals. Meanwhile, they often have to deal with villains (like CEO Zach Varmitech) from killing the animals (and them).

Who do you ship more in Wild Kratts: Martin x Aviva or Chris x Aviva?

by Thats16myboi September 14, 2019

Krauthammer

An incredibly ugly guy you vaguely notice at a party, who seems to be a total chick magnet for no reason you can divine. You read the paper the next day and find he's either:
1/ Incredibly rich
2/ World champion at tying shoelaces with his tongue
3/ Some political pundit you never heard of before

Guy1: "See CNN last night?"
Guy2: "Yeah, that Krauthammer's a real... Krauthammer, I guess..."

Guy1: "Oh no: I ruined my shoes agin! Trod in some Krauthammer!"

by UncleDes March 5, 2009

Krautfunding

A combination of the words Kraut and crowdfunding.

Relying (too) heavily on the German nation to help combat one's financial or economic setback.

Following last month's injections by the ECB, critics note that Spain and Greece "are beginning to look more and more like Krautfunding projects."

by thijzert December 29, 2012

Jar of Kraut

Also a vagina. Another slang term for female anatomy.

She was really into me. She told me to putt on a rubber and open her jar of kraut.

by TimboSlice262 January 4, 2017