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Stupid, illiterate, nazi subhuman scum bags also known as "Germans"; "Scum"; "nazis" "Jerry's" or "filth"

Krauts are responsible for almost every single evil crime in the world, including the murders of 60m innocent people in Europe.

Krauts are the most ugly, most stupid, most evil people in the world who are, in simple terms, illiterate rats who are all sad, lonely, pathetic excuses for human beings who are unable to be human.
Hey.

Hey. How are you?

I'm good thanks, just a little bit depressed after reading up on world war two.

Yeah, those krauts have really lived up to their evil name. Stupid, evil subhuman scum.
Krauts by ajjcj August 17, 2010

incestuos fucking krauts 

THe motherfucking bastards who get payed for our hard graft, who spend their own time shagging each other while doing fuck all and wondering what work is.
That big earred incestuos fucking kraut.
Also known as Prince charles

Chris Krause 

To be world famous DJCK
I've been told that to Chris Krause is when one smashes many a blue-salted Margarita in the corner.

Wild Kratts 

A Canadian kid's show on PBS. Focuses on Chris and Martin Kratt, two American bros, who learn about different wild animals. Meanwhile, they often have to deal with villains (like CEO Zach Varmitech) from killing the animals (and them).
Who do you ship more in Wild Kratts: Martin x Aviva or Chris x Aviva?
Wild Kratts by Thats16myboi September 14, 2019

Krauthammer 

An incredibly ugly guy you vaguely notice at a party, who seems to be a total chick magnet for no reason you can divine. You read the paper the next day and find he's either:
1/ Incredibly rich
2/ World champion at tying shoelaces with his tongue
3/ Some political pundit you never heard of before
Guy1: "See CNN last night?"
Guy2: "Yeah, that Krauthammer's a real... Krauthammer, I guess..."

Guy1: "Oh no: I ruined my shoes agin! Trod in some Krauthammer!"
Krauthammer by UncleDes March 5, 2009

Krautfunding

A combination of the words Kraut and crowdfunding.

Relying (too) heavily on the German nation to help combat one's financial or economic setback.
Following last month's injections by the ECB, critics note that Spain and Greece "are beginning to look more and more like Krautfunding projects."
Krautfunding by thijzert December 29, 2012

Jar of Kraut 

Also a vagina. Another slang term for female anatomy.
She was really into me. She told me to putt on a rubber and open her jar of kraut.
Jar of Kraut by TimboSlice262 January 4, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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