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Krauthammer 

An incredibly ugly guy you vaguely notice at a party, who seems to be a total chick magnet for no reason you can divine. You read the paper the next day and find he's either:
1/ Incredibly rich
2/ World champion at tying shoelaces with his tongue
3/ Some political pundit you never heard of before
Guy1: "See CNN last night?"
Guy2: "Yeah, that Krauthammer's a real... Krauthammer, I guess..."

Guy1: "Oh no: I ruined my shoes agin! Trod in some Krauthammer!"
Krauthammer by UncleDes March 5, 2009
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Kaughack 

Slang for a technical life hack or tip that would set your knowledge apart from others. A kaughack is often related to some sort of computer tip or fun fact that not everyone knows and could help one in daily life.

Some kaughacks appear to some people to have malicious intent, thus, there are two main categories of kaughacks; kaughacks and "illegal" kaughacks.

The word originates from swedish tech giant 'Inet' where an employee, Kaug, would usually share a bunch of kaughacks around the office. These kaughacks later picked up a broader audience and have now become the standard word for a technical life hack for a lot of people.
(translated)
Kaug: Hey did you know you can change any word on a website by inspecting element and edit html?
Petra: Wait really? You can? That's such a kaughack!
Kaughack by hatten99 September 23, 2021

Krauthammer 

A pus-filled genital chancre one might acquire from sex with a prostitute or random, male-male truckstop intercourse.

(Credit Tommmcatt @ Wonkette)
That skank gave Glenn a Krauthammer, better double-bag it.
Krauthammer by Tha Cheat September 8, 2009

Krauchunased 

It is when a male friend cums on another male friend. Neither is gay.
Move your head or you will get Krauchunased.
Krauchunased by Chamby86 May 5, 2008
A word that is randomly inserted into a sentance for no reason
ya, so anyways, i was talkin to dave the oth-KLAUGH!
KLAUGH by Poodle Man Jack August 16, 2004
niggas on the prowl who run the streets of Baldwin; commonly known as a gang.
Krough runs the show.
Krough by loverofkrough November 23, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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