chunkography's definitions

tree bark

an extremely hairy and rough vagina. to the point where it's almost as if you are touching tree bark

i was fuckin this bitch, i stopped halfway through, her tree bark was too much.

by chunkography January 6, 2009

knot knocker

a person or persons that have sex with trees. thy either drill hole or find a natural hole in the tree and fuck it.
though they are rare you can usually find at least one in every town.

what is that guy doin? wait.......no way he's a knot knocker, no, not kiddin he's fuckin that tree

by chunkography February 2, 2009

kripkrap

when someone is extremely drunk and is going on and on about how much they love you. an extremely emotional drunk.

did you see seth?
yeah what a kripkrap

by chunkography January 6, 2009

kraugh

pronounced craw.
to express any feeling.

1. how are you feeling.
kraugh.

2.you havin fun?
kraugh!

3. i'm gonna beat the shit out of you.
kraugh

by chunkography January 4, 2009

free style walking

when walking you begin to jump off of things doing spins or flips if managable.
walking with hands or just dancing while walking. just make that walk intersting and your own style.

look at that guy, he's a hardcore free style walker. i wish i ould do some free style walking.

by chunkography January 6, 2009

ulto gwerish

when ones entire body smells like ass.
like rotten cheese and fritos mixed with used condoms.
and no matter how much they shower they always smell the same. a word branched off of gwerish. (see gwerish)

hey man that guy that just walked by was an ulto gwerish.
i'm gonna vomit and shit in my pants.
thats how bad it was. my fucking god. ulto gwerish.

by chunkography January 6, 2009

sneakers o'doul

someone that never takes off their shoes.

hey man make yourself at home, oh take yer shoes off.

nah man. can't do it. i'm sneakers o'doul.

by chunkography January 4, 2009