chunkography's definitions

tree bark

an extremely hairy and rough vagina. to the point where it's almost as if you are touching tree bark

i was fuckin this bitch, i stopped halfway through, her tree bark was too much.

by chunkography January 6, 2009

kripkrap

when someone is extremely drunk and is going on and on about how much they love you. an extremely emotional drunk.

did you see seth?
yeah what a kripkrap

by chunkography January 6, 2009

sneakers o'doul

someone that never takes off their shoes.

hey man make yourself at home, oh take yer shoes off.

nah man. can't do it. i'm sneakers o'doul.

by chunkography January 4, 2009

A - NOTHER

to have or want another of something.
must be said in a deep voice

i need A - NOTHER.

by chunkography January 19, 2009

knot knocker

a person or persons that have sex with trees. thy either drill hole or find a natural hole in the tree and fuck it.
though they are rare you can usually find at least one in every town.

what is that guy doin? wait.......no way he's a knot knocker, no, not kiddin he's fuckin that tree

by chunkography February 2, 2009

track dog

a girl or boy who is ovrly fond of a person. in other words someone who is obsessed with somene else.

wow linda is so obsessed with kyle, shes goin in circles, what a track dog

by chunkography February 2, 2009

ulto gwerish

when ones entire body smells like ass.
like rotten cheese and fritos mixed with used condoms.
and no matter how much they shower they always smell the same. a word branched off of gwerish. (see gwerish)

hey man that guy that just walked by was an ulto gwerish.
i'm gonna vomit and shit in my pants.
thats how bad it was. my fucking god. ulto gwerish.

by chunkography January 6, 2009