The original European spelling of the modern day word pants.

The meaning and pronunciation is the same as it always has been, but when the founding fathers of America were editing English vocabulary for use in the new world they decided that a silent "k" was too unnecessary and complex, even for modern day English.

"Good morrow my fine fellow!" said George Washington to Benjamin Franklin. "Those are some very fine new kpants you are wearing."

kpants by DeepDarkHana March 9, 2011

Related Words

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Kpansh

To have sexual intercourse.

We kpanshed all night long to the song.

Kpansh by LittleRed99 August 9, 2019

Kpansh

To have sexual intercourse

1. I wish Haile Berry will one day kpansh me.

2. The amount of kpanshing going on in this town is alarming, can you see the joy on their faces?

3. He finally got kpanshed, ending 40 years on the road as a virgin, we rejoice with him.

Kpansh by Maestrodamuz June 9, 2011

kpani

Generally referred to as the forehead dynasty

He is a kpaniest guy in the town

kpani by Kyei May 5, 2022

Kpanea

"Sweetheart". The most caring person you'll meet. Loves hard. Shy but when you get to know her funny and weird (in a good way) as fuck. Extremely smart and knows more than she lets on. Dislikes being called Kpanea and goes by Darling

Don't call her Kpanea bruh.

Kpanea by bestmistake January 26, 2015

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026