kpants

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The original European spelling of the modern day word pants.

The meaning and pronunciation is the same as it always has been, but when the founding fathers of America were editing English vocabulary for use in the new world they decided that a silent "k" was too unnecessary and complex, even for modern day English.

"Good morrow my fine fellow!" said George Washington to Benjamin Franklin. "Those are some very fine new kpants you are wearing."

kpants by DeepDarkHana March 9, 2011

Words you can keep

kantsii

Kind hearted soul with a massive cock

Man I wish I was a Kantsii

kantsii by Suknut November 19, 2020

Related Words

kpants • kapants • Kpansh • kantsii • Kgantso • Khantsa • kpatsa • kwan-tsu

Kpansh

To have sexual intercourse.

We kpanshed all night long to the song.

Kpansh by LittleRed99 August 9, 2019

Kpansh

To have sexual intercourse

1. I wish Haile Berry will one day kpansh me.

2. The amount of kpanshing going on in this town is alarming, can you see the joy on their faces?

3. He finally got kpanshed, ending 40 years on the road as a virgin, we rejoice with him.

Kpansh by Maestrodamuz June 9, 2011

kapants

Those super fly baggy "shorts" that stretch damn near your ankles. Worn exclusively by ghetto ass mo-fo's and thugs.

Aww, shit- summers here! I'mma rock da kapants and holla at the bitches- you know they up in Popeye's.

kapants by Gruffalicious June 14, 2010

kapants

Not quite pants, but not quite capris.

And therefore kapants.

Check out dat dumb bitch yo, she has kapants on!

kapants by Captn Crunk June 13, 2004

Kgantso

A world to describe a person or a godly being who is trustworthy and outgoing, yet he/she will steal your lover from you respectfully without hesitation.

The man showed great kgantso

Kgantso by LeBron jahaames August 21, 2021

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026