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One who sucks many of cocks and likes to receive anal sex but never gives it, also known as "The Gayest Kid To Mans Knowledge"
"Kousko went to his boyfriends house to get the 12 incher up his ass without lube"
kousko by Anonymous October 14, 2003
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to kuskovskify 

verb ( kuskovskifying ; past kuskovskify |kooskovskifi|; past part. kuskovskify )

1. to strike fear into a person or object through subjective punishment.

2. to be suspended or expelled due to bias, bigotry or oxymoronic behavior

ORIGIN coined at the Leysin American School in response to the panic struck during "random" drug tests and disproportional punishments coinciding with 2009 Headmaster Kuskovski's emotional discomfiture. Now used widely amongst LAS graduates and students
Q. "Why are you crying in the fetal position?"
A. "I've been a bad citizen in the LAS community!"
Q. "Naw dude, you've been kuskovskified."

PHRASES

Admin: "The student body is feeling safe, time to kuskovskify."
Student: "I was kuskovskified for losing my teacher's pen."
Parent: "This kuskovskifying is turning my daughter pathological."
to kuskovskify by las_grad May 3, 2009

koukouves alex 

When you are bad at tennis.
Guy (1):Look , this guy is so bad at tennis
Guy(2): Yeah , he is koukouves alex

koukontenshi 

A person who goes into threads, journals, blogs, posts and insults the person in a way that almost looks like they arn't. (See Example A.)

A koukontenshi is also a hypocrit since its most likely thier own blog is filled with things seen in example B.
Example A:
User 1: Sigh, I'm feeling a little lonely today
User 2: Oh how sad, perhaps you should build a raft for that river of tears.
User 1: your really pulling a koukontenshi with that post.

Example B:
koukontenshi journal: Oh my, I am sick again, I shall have to make more appointments with the hospital to see what is killing me, oh woe is me, i hope I am okay.
koukontenshi by Rabbitpunch March 6, 2005

kousmotherisamilf 

Have you seen kousmotherisamilf new post?
kousmotherisamilf by Akiluver May 13, 2021
A freaky werido who likes to creep on guys with the name of trent and tony and paul very obsessed with hockey.
Dont talk to her man. shes like a koukoulas
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