kountz

The cutest black man you'll ever see!! He will make any man drop his pants, sometimes girls but he prefers men. This is the surname of the most elite bisexual or gay Russian black man to ever exist. ladies watch out, he'll steal your man or your purse. ;)

"Dude, did you sleep with Kountz?"
"No, I wish!"

by xXx_Pu$$y$layer_Legend_xXx March 25, 2020

The Kuntz

Obtaining legendary status by
unexpectedly dropping your hairy taint selfie in the middle of a group chat.

We were all just talking and next thing he pulled The Kuntz on us

by Headman76 May 3, 2020

kuntzcrew

A crazy person. A manic, deranged, demented, psycho. A loose screw. Loose personality. Self righteousness. Loose cannon. Trigger happy.a joker. A wise guy. A tricky person. Zero trust. Something negative. A wild one.

Wait a second don't loose your cool, don't be a kuntzcrew. That guy is crazy like a kuntzcrew. That guy ripped me off, he's such a loose screw, kuntzcrew. My boss is a deranged kuntzcrew.

by karteler July 19, 2014

Kuntzman

an insult meaning cuck or pussy

Guy 1: Dude stop whining
Guy2: It was loud and hurt me
Guy1: You're such a kuntzman

by FKDWerfer June 17, 2016

Kountze

Small backwoods Southeast Texas town. Population approximately 2,100. Black and white. No in between.

Person #1: I live in Kountze, Texas.
Person #2: Could you show me that on my map here?
Person #3: I'm afraid it's not mentioned there.

by BuhDaMn June 24, 2005

Kuntzenfagen

Cunts and fags, usually WASP's (White Anglo-Saxon Protestants) with upper middle class backgrounds. The average Kuntzenfagen typically belonging to sororities or fraternities. These "people" are generally known to be very rude, pushy, intoxicated, addicted to one or more illegal narcotics or prescription drugs, and do not tip very well at drinking establishments.

"oh man, down at the pub last night, it got overrun by Kuntzenfagen! After those fuckers showed up, 3 fights broke out and one of them puked all over the bar! Fuck those spoiled, rich Kuntzenfagen! None of them tipped and they all payed with credit cards."

by Fuck Nutt October 13, 2007

kountry gentleman

A song by Family Force 5 which reflects on the life of being a Kountry Gentleman :)

'My momma raised me in the durty south, a Kountry Gentleman, so ya best watch ya mouth.'

by Rumpus. August 11, 2008