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Kuntzman 

an insult meaning cuck or pussy
Guy 1: Dude stop whining
Guy2: It was loud and hurt me
Guy1: You're such a kuntzman
Kuntzman by FKDWerfer June 17, 2016
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Kuntzman 

The back and fourth insertion of your penis into the anus and the vagina creating two assholes that both contain poop
The Kuntzman gave me two assholes to eat out of because I love eating poopy!
Kuntzman by kkslider229 April 11, 2024
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the kurtzman 

This is a sexual maneuver that can only be accomplished with a woman missing both legs. The legless woman will be on top in the traditional front facing cowgirl stance. The man will then use his arms to spin the woman quickly while still maintinaing her up and down motion. This can be accmplished due her decreased body weight. If balance is an issue, the man can stand over the woman with the top of her head on the ground for stability. Her body can then be spun in a similar manner.
Some trick asked me if I would rather have sex with a woman with no arms and no legs, I told her "Obviously I would choose the woman with no legs! I could employ the kurtzman."
the kurtzman by Bongman7 December 1, 2006

jack kurtzman 

Name of sweaty player that is good but not as good as Ben baskin but jack is very sweaty like buttwhole swamp sweaty
Jack Kurtzman is a sweaty player
jack kurtzman by Zeus posiden August 2, 2020
another word for a perma-n00b, someone who, no matter how much he/she tries, will forever fail at any given task
how can you lose to him? he sucks!
im having a kunzman day today :<

Kuntsman 

Kuntsmann/ Kuntzman/ Kuntzman and various forms with a C depending on regional dialect.

Kuntsman is an insult that often attaches itself to one particular friend (who is an obvious Kuntsman) to the extent you forget their original name.

Not to be confused with 'The Kuntmeister'
1. Ahh Kuntsman, how you doing?

2. That's not my name

1. Is it not? What is your name Kuntsman?
Kuntsman by K_M14 August 7, 2012
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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