Kuntzman 

an insult meaning cuck or pussy

Guy 1: Dude stop whining
Guy2: It was loud and hurt me
Guy1: You're such a kuntzman

Kuntzman by FKDWerfer June 17, 2016

Kuntzman 

The back and fourth insertion of your penis into the anus and the vagina creating two assholes that both contain poop

The Kuntzman gave me two assholes to eat out of because I love eating poopy!

Kuntzman by kkslider229 April 11, 2024

the kurtzman 

This is a sexual maneuver that can only be accomplished with a woman missing both legs. The legless woman will be on top in the traditional front facing cowgirl stance. The man will then use his arms to spin the woman quickly while still maintinaing her up and down motion. This can be accmplished due her decreased body weight. If balance is an issue, the man can stand over the woman with the top of her head on the ground for stability. Her body can then be spun in a similar manner.

Some trick asked me if I would rather have sex with a woman with no arms and no legs, I told her "Obviously I would choose the woman with no legs! I could employ the kurtzman."

the kurtzman by Bongman7 December 1, 2006

jack kurtzman 

Name of sweaty player that is good but not as good as Ben baskin but jack is very sweaty like buttwhole swamp sweaty

Jack Kurtzman is a sweaty player

jack kurtzman by Zeus posiden August 2, 2020

Kunzman 

another word for a perma-n00b, someone who, no matter how much he/she tries, will forever fail at any given task

how can you lose to him? he sucks!
im having a kunzman day today :<

Kunzman by JustAnotherAnotherGuy March 7, 2010

Kuntsman 

Kuntsmann/ Kuntzman/ Kuntzman and various forms with a C depending on regional dialect.

Kuntsman is an insult that often attaches itself to one particular friend (who is an obvious Kuntsman) to the extent you forget their original name.

Not to be confused with 'The Kuntmeister'

1. Ahh Kuntsman, how you doing?

2. That's not my name

1. Is it not? What is your name Kuntsman?

Kuntsman by K_M14 August 7, 2012