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synonyms: huge, dickalicious

amazing, big penis, hot, the thing you wanna fuck
I wanna fuck Kuntz!!!
Kuntz by kuntamasta December 3, 2010
Words you can keep
A slang comes from german. Meaning a trick or a prank that is done to a person from a person.
Ready to do some kuntz my friend
Kuntz by Yo pr0 5k111z October 20, 2017
Related Words
What a kuntz
kuntz by Greg Brady May 3, 2004
did you see that dank kuntz i sent you?
Kuntz by Thooth Barsh May 24, 2017

Kuntz DC Server 

"I have never been in a place with more idiots in a single room before"

- Zyres
The Kuntz DC Server is 80% gay
Kuntz DC Server by Zyreslol June 26, 2022

The Kuntz 

Obtaining legendary status by
unexpectedly dropping your hairy taint selfie in the middle of a group chat.
We were all just talking and next thing he pulled The Kuntz on us
The Kuntz by Headman76 May 3, 2020

the kuntz 

ass-to-mouth reacharound while reading about politics or sports on your iphone while tickling the gooch at the same time
man this girl was so boring in bed i gave her the kuntz
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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