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a kounai means a kabob full of dicks that a dominatrix cooked
hey can you hand me that kounai?”
kounai by StevieJohnson January 25, 2021
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A "kouhai" is your junior at work, school, or a group. Usually they belong to the same organization as you but they entered the organization after you. A "kouhai" could also be someone who has entered the same "industry" as you but at a later date. In this case "industry" has a very broad meaning, e.g. the entertainment industry, a professional sports league.
A sempai with a kouhai, an elder student with a younger student. Senior (Sempai/Senpai) with a Sophmore (Kouhai).
Kouhai by M. Massacre November 11, 2010
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kounain kounai Kounaiseikou kunai kaunain konain kouaiko Kouhai koundi kouni
Similar to a trowel, the kunai is a wrought iron multi-purpose tool originating in the Tensho Era of Japan (1573 - 1592). The kunai blade was unsharpened, soft iron, and was used for digging, prying, and smashing wood, plaster, and the like -- which would like have destroyed a tool which was sharpened or heat-treated.
While generally a leaf shaped blade atop a handle with a ring at the end, the kunai come in a number of different varieties, including short, long, narrow, wide, and saw-toothed. Due to the nature of ninjutsu's training with improvised and unusual weapons, the kunai became popularly associated with ninja (shinobi no mono), who might have used it as a weapon in disguise.
The kunai -- Japanese predecessor of the Swiss Army Knife.
kunai by Nam-shub of Enki June 11, 2006
Someone who wants to be noticed by Senpai.
I'm senpai's kouhai... why won't senpai notice me?!
kouhai by Anon006 November 27, 2012
They hide their true feelings to show it only to people that are special to them. But sometimes other people find out. They feel weak but they actually have a strong soul that can resist the toughest of times. Sometimes they feel pain when they’re alone, but they push on. Not everyone sees how much they are actually worth. They are extremely unique as well. You can spot them in a crowd with ease. But they want to prove themselves wrong to meet everyone’s expectations. However, only a few people know the real Kouni. They hide their pain far away from others. They are tired on living like that. They want someone to carry their regrets, their fears, their sin and their self-hatred. They want to be free.

They are the best loyal, caring and understanding friends you could ever have. If you’re friends with a Kouni, make sure he stays your friend. If he ever feels down, talk to him about things that you both like and enjoy. Sometimes he’s as happy as he could ever be, but sometimes he feels depressed or suicidal. He will use his strong soul to overcome it but you still have to help him on the way. When you’re around him and he’s happy, you’re guaranteed to feel at least a tingle of happiness. Kounis make the world a better place.
“I’ve never seen anyone as unique as Kouni!”
“I know, right? He is the best friend you could ever have.”
Kouni by Karate Carrot June 24, 2018

Kounibyou 

Kounibyou literally translates to "11th grade syndrome" or "2nd year of high school syndrome".
It was first defined and named in Japanese light novel Oregairu vol. 1 page 46.
The actual text of the novel are

“Kounibyou is simply Kounibyou. A common state of mind experienced by high school students. They think that being cynical is cool and always express views that are popular on the internet such as ‘Work and you lose to the system’. When referring to popular novelists and manga writers, they say ‘I like the books they wrote before they became popular’. They mock things that everybody worships and praise those that are obscure. And on top of that, they make fun of otakus even though they are like them. While giving off an air like they understand everything, they spout twisted logic. Basically, they’re unlikable.”
Mark : Hey Josh did you see the latest Pewdiepie video
Josh : Nah, that guy is overrated af, my sense of humour ain't that low. I was busy watching 'Belmônté de Capríó' a Spanish movie which no one has every heard before.
Mark : Oh! I see you are suffering from Kounibyou.
A japanese metal dagger. Is used for stabbing, but it is also handy to throw.
Naruto uses a lot of kunai.
kunai by Chapanese May 13, 2004
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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A)
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B)
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A)
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B)
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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