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A man who pretends that he is straight by flirting with all the ladies when he is in fact extremely gay. Koujakus tend to be hair stylists and primarily cut the hair of attractive ladies.
Dude, he's such a koujaku
koujaku by 20 pc mcnuggets July 17, 2015
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From the Mighty Diamonds song "Pass the kouchie on the left hand side, How does it feel when you got no herb?"
Kouchie by Cloudsurfer January 16, 2010

Kouce juice

A heavenly concoction composed of liberal amounts of bean sauce, and Kool-Aid. Known as Kouce juice' because it sends the person who drinks it a state of God behavior. Can also include fruit bits that have been soaked in bean sauce for several hours prior to drinking for maximum god power. Side effects from the juice are having a generally awesome time.
We were all completely having a generally awesome time with the God powers after having a trashcan full of Kouce juice.
Kouce juice by diarrhea dog November 3, 2020

kouckaslash

Random meat on a stick, best eaten with a drink of crab juice, not mountain dew.
"No pizza just kouckalash"
kouckaslash by R Diddy August 28, 2003

to bo taki kouc

When a geek says he didn't study, but he obviously did. They often say that just to impress other schoolmates with their high grades.
A: That exam went really well!
B: I didn't study yesterday. To bo taki kouc!
A: Shut up, you nerd!!
to bo taki kouc by ElGrandoSmokio February 5, 2018
"Pass the Kouchie on the left hand side"
Kouchie by Willis Yeates July 27, 2005
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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