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A man who pretends that he is straight by flirting with all the ladies when he is in fact extremely gay. Koujakus tend to be hair stylists and primarily cut the hair of attractive ladies.
Dude, he's such a koujaku
koujaku by 20 pc mcnuggets July 17, 2015
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From the Mighty Diamonds song "Pass the kouchie on the left hand side, How does it feel when you got no herb?"
Kouchie by Cloudsurfer January 16, 2010

Kouce juice

A heavenly concoction composed of liberal amounts of bean sauce, and Kool-Aid. Known as Kouce juice' because it sends the person who drinks it a state of God behavior. Can also include fruit bits that have been soaked in bean sauce for several hours prior to drinking for maximum god power. Side effects from the juice are having a generally awesome time.
We were all completely having a generally awesome time with the God powers after having a trashcan full of Kouce juice.
Kouce juice by diarrhea dog November 3, 2020

kouckaslash

Random meat on a stick, best eaten with a drink of crab juice, not mountain dew.
"No pizza just kouckalash"
kouckaslash by R Diddy August 28, 2003

to bo taki kouc

When a geek says he didn't study, but he obviously did. They often say that just to impress other schoolmates with their high grades.
A: That exam went really well!
B: I didn't study yesterday. To bo taki kouc!
A: Shut up, you nerd!!
to bo taki kouc by ElGrandoSmokio February 5, 2018
"Pass the Kouchie on the left hand side"
Kouchie by Willis Yeates July 27, 2005