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Kordanize 

Kordanize /‘kərdənaiz/ (v.) past tense: Kordanized / past participle: Kordanized
1 To get Ph.D without having B.Sc.
2 To deceive a nation by telling them a big lie
3 To become an important person (e.g. minister) by presenting fake certificate or documents.
4 to try to bribe someone in order to change his mind
kordan kordanification kordanophobia kordanism kordanic kordanicly
1 In this country Ph.D is just a piece of worthless paper.If i were you i would kordanize.
2 He must be sentenced to prison after he kordanized the whole country but as he was backed by the president he could scape the justice.
3 Kordanizing proves to be the best way of becoming a minister in an eastern country.
4 Although he tried to kordanize the Parliament members but finally they voted to sack the Minister for lying
about his fake degree from Oxford University.
Kordanize by DesoliDs January 6, 2009
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kormanulent 

Something that Korman would approve of, or appreciate.
Erica: Did you know that a gamelan is still common to play in formal occasions and is an integral part in many traditional Indonesian ceremonies?
Fredrick: Wow! I didn't! I had no idea you were so knowledgeable about such kormanulent topics.
Erica: I dabble.
kormanulent by Rüs July 24, 2014

Kordanification 

1 The process of receiving fake degree, especially from a prestigious university (e.g. Oxford)
2 The relationship between happiness and telling a big lie.
3 A method in order to gain Self confidence.
kordan kordanize kordanophobia kordanism kordanic kordanicly
1 Although the minister's kordanification approved by the Parliament investigation committee,yesterday The president announced that he is against impeachment of his interior minister by the Parliament.
2 Do not trust him.Behind his mysterious smile it seems to be a sort of kordanification.
3 If you want to tell them a big lie you should know the kordanification principles.
Kordanification by DesoliDs January 5, 2009

koranimal 

a particular animal that holds his ass high toward the sky 5 times every day, hoping to get fucked by a certain moon God.
These organisms exhibit properties of mammels, but like to blow themselves up trying to kill homo sapiens just before they die.
Why can't these Koranimal let us humans live in peace?
koranimal by theoneverdies December 6, 2006

kordanize 

a word which DesoliDs created and put on urban dictionary and some illiterate people said that oxford dictionary has put this word on the net maybe not knowing that urban dictionary and oxford dictionaries are different.
I first heard that word in the university
Although Oxford University has denied Mr Kordan a doctoral certificate, the word "Kordan" has entered the Oxford dictionary:

- Kordanize /'k?rd?naiz/ (v.) past tense: Kordanized / past participle: Kordanized

"BBC news Middle east Iran sacking: Your comments "
kordanize by e sny September 29, 2010

Koranimal 

Muslim fanatic ("Koran" + "Animal"; play on "Garanimals" clothing line.)
Koranimals are happiest after a successful terrorist attack.
Koranimal by John Bradley August 28, 2003
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