Kordanize

Kordanize /‘kərdənaiz/ (v.) past tense: Kordanized / past participle: Kordanized
1 To get Ph.D without having B.Sc.
2 To deceive a nation by telling them a big lie
3 To become an important person (e.g. minister) by presenting fake certificate or documents.
4 to try to bribe someone in order to change his mind
kordan kordanification kordanophobia kordanism kordanic kordanicly

1 In this country Ph.D is just a piece of worthless paper.If i were you i would kordanize.
2 He must be sentenced to prison after he kordanized the whole country but as he was backed by the president he could scape the justice.
3 Kordanizing proves to be the best way of becoming a minister in an eastern country.
4 Although he tried to kordanize the Parliament members but finally they voted to sack the Minister for lying
about his fake degree from Oxford University.

by DesoliDs January 6, 2009

kordanize

a word which DesoliDs created and put on urban dictionary and some illiterate people said that oxford dictionary has put this word on the net maybe not knowing that urban dictionary and oxford dictionaries are different.
I first heard that word in the university

Although Oxford University has denied Mr Kordan a doctoral certificate, the word "Kordan" has entered the Oxford dictionary:

- Kordanize /'k?rd?naiz/ (v.) past tense: Kordanized / past participle: Kordanized

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by e sny September 29, 2010

Kordanification

1 The process of receiving fake degree, especially from a prestigious university (e.g. Oxford)
2 The relationship between happiness and telling a big lie.
3 A method in order to gain Self confidence.
kordan kordanize kordanophobia kordanism kordanic kordanicly

1 Although the minister's kordanification approved by the Parliament investigation committee,yesterday The president announced that he is against impeachment of his interior minister by the Parliament.
2 Do not trust him.Behind his mysterious smile it seems to be a sort of kordanification.
3 If you want to tell them a big lie you should know the kordanification principles.

by DesoliDs January 5, 2009

Koreanize

Koreanize (v)- To play mind games with a member of the opposite sex whom the subject likes in a manner similar to a typical Korean drama. The act of Koreanizing is usually performed as a method of making the victim chase/pursue the subject. However, these mixed signals usually result in confusion and broken hearts over a period of time.

The majority of Koreanizers are Korean women, however both men and non-Koreans are capable of Koreanizing.

Koreanization (n)- The act of Koreanizing someone.
Koreanizer (n)- A person who is especially good at Koreanizing.

Example 1:
Suppose these two people are flirting and the Korean girl says
Girl: Dan I really like you! You better add me on facebook!
Guy: I don't know how to spell your name so you should add me on facebook!
Girl: *turns around and walks away*
Guy: Man I just got Koreanized.

Example 2:
Suppose a guy and a Korean girl hit it off at a party. They make out, hold hands etc. She is sitting on the guys lap and the guy says
Guy: Hey, I have to leave now, give me your number and I'll call you sometime.
Girl: No! I'm not giving you my number!
Guy: Really? Just give me your number.
Girl: Nope!
Guy: Okay... well I'm going now so I guess I won't call you then.
Girl: Okay bye.
Guy: Uhh can you get off my lap now?... Fucking Koreanizing women...

*The examples above are genuine examples of Koreanization performed by real Korean women on me*

by OM NOM WOM October 13, 2010

korbanize

Referring to any time a document, piece of art, or code is written, cleaned up or stylized in the style of the legendary media prodigy: M.W.K the I. Usually used in circumstances when something shitty is made golden. Kinda like putting herbs and spices on meat.

Bellezza: Man, this picture of Britney Spears is heinous. Look at them rolls on her fat dumpy ass.
Brazil: We need someone to Korbanize that shit.
Mihai: Word.
Korba: I'm on it.

by Bellezzbian August 15, 2006

Jordanized

When someone gets your neck so bad its called jordanized

Guy 1-"It says gullible on the ground"
Guy 2- * looks at ground* "it does not"
Guy 1- You just got jordanized

by Zarthle January 19, 2017