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karmacinoma 

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A cancer of the soul caused by a douchebag insane enough to spread bullshit news of illness and death about their loves ones; in order to pathetically evoke the sympathy of others.
Hey man, did you hear Jenkins has Karmacinoma, his dead sister came back to life.
karmacinoma by Tambell September 17, 2018
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karmatic

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As a result of karma, also related to irony. Usually used to describe an action that has been influenced by karma.
Luke:Hey dude, I think I broke my finger from trying to beat these kids up last night for no reason.

Brendan:Shit man, that so karmatic!
karmatic by Fifaking7 November 4, 2011

Karmanya 

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Karmanya is a guy who is a fighter in his life and cares a lot for his friends . Loving by nature ,clean by heart and is damn rich
Ohh hell he is so Karmanya ..!
Karmanya by @issshhhhhh February 10, 2019

Karlmani 

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Usually a massive bitch who can't/won't do anything and just chats a lot of shit
Mo "get an education like me bro"
Karlmani "no I'm gonna stab you"
Mo "ok man defo"
Karlmani by Thespeakeroftruth49 August 9, 2019

karmagisa 

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Only the best ship ever. The ship of the two known male characters in the anime Assassination Classroom. These two characters are Karma Akabane and Nagisa Shiota. A known ship in the community which makes or break you. A sometimes confusing ship since in the anime a character known as Kayano Kaede was kissed by Nagisa. But some fight saying it wasn't a romantic kiss because of it's context behind the kiss. (Context was that Kaede was about to die from her tentacles due to bloodlust and Nagisa kissed her to stop it momentarily while their teacher could get the tentacles out without harm.)
Person A: If you don't ship Karmagisa then we can't be friends.
Person B: But Nagisa and Kaede were a canon ship!
Person A: Nagisa only kissed Kaede to stop her bloodlust!
karmagisa by MialiaPia November 24, 2018

Karmacinoma 

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A case of cancer bestowed upon a person, by the universe, in retribution for being an asshole. The severity, prognosis, and degree of suffering endured by the deserving victim are in direct proportion to the scale and egregiousness of the victim's history of being an asshole. The majority of cases are not terminal, suggesting that universe intends these cases to be painful and expensive wake-up calls for the affected assholes. In terminal cases of Karmacinoma, it appears that the universe is unleashing its oncogenic wrath as a means of purging the most flagrant assholes from society.

Upon contracting Karmacinoma, no acts of contrition, apologies, or promises to modify behavior have been shown to mitigate the severity or duration of the disease. In cases where the victim survives the illness, such acts and sustained follow-though on them have been shown to extend remission, often indefinitely. Recurrent cases of Karmacinoma carry a 100% terminal prognosis, a clear indication that the universe does not appreciate disregard of a clear and intended wake-up call.

Research has concluded that there is some minimum threshold of being an asshole that must be exceeded before the universe metes out its malignant vengeance on a target victim, suggesting that the universe tolerates some level of asshole behavior. This finding is supported by the empirical observation that every single person is an asshole occasionally, yet not everyone has cancer.
Halpert: Hey, Pam, I just heard that Michael Scott was diagnosed with cancer.
Beesly: Yea, it's bad, Jim. They're saying it's terminal.
Halpert: Any word on what kind of cancer?
Beesly: Stage 4 Karmacinoma.
Halpert: It figures. That guy was such a major asshole.
Karmacinoma by Clark F. Kent December 6, 2019
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