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The surname name of useless people. Kermani's are slumlords, liers, ugly, manipulative, conartists, and all around losers. Their wives look like Shrek and the children like trolls. The men enjoy glory holes wherever they may find them. The gayer the better.
That Kermani residence is full of losers and liers.

The Kermani household women look like Shrek.

The Kermani men like to go to the gay bar and partake in glory holes.
kermani by Nonabizez November 23, 2024
The Kermani name is a surname of losers. The Kermani women resemble Shrek and the men partake in glory hole action at the local gay bars. The Kermani's are often found telling lies and boasting of obtaining PHDs but this only an illusion to appear educated. Kermani's are really stupid people and it's a wonder how they survive. It is not uncommon for fathers and their children to have sexual relations while the mom films it. Overall the Kermani name boasts of liers and losers. Be embarrassed if this is your name.
Those Kermani women sure do remind me of the character Shrek!

Did you see the Kermani men at Pump Jack last night hogging that glory hole? No one else got a turn!
kermani by Nonabizez November 23, 2024
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Boy:"Damn look at this fine ass pic Kemani just posted with her fine ass."
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Boy:"Well damn Kemani you didn't have to fuck her shit up that bad."
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