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She is the prettiest girl ever.... She makes you smile and is the bestest friend you could ever have. Not only will she be there to hate on your exs but she will be there support your relationships and she also is the kind of bestie that will pretend to be you lesbo gf to get a guy to go away. Krissel is the only girl that i would turn to and cry about the randomest things. She is actually the SWEXYEST girl ever haha.
Omg Krissel is soo Bootiful (: lol
Krissel by Your Window Stalker September 6, 2013
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Whenever you see a video with Kris Jenner in a sparkly green dress with a black bow tie lip syncing to the song “Lady Marmalade” with the caption “You just got Krissed”.
“I was trying to find the spoilers to my favorite show, but instead I got jump scared by a woman singing in a green sequin dress!”

“Oh man, you just got Krissed.”
Krissed by jdhdhjshwu June 23, 2022
Kris Jenner singing Lady Marmalade.

'Itchi gitchi ya ya da da'
Person 1: I just got sent a video of a girl in a green dress saying 'Itchi gitchi ya ya da da'
Person 2: Oh yeah, that's Kris Jenner - you just got Krissed.
Krissed by tybzm June 22, 2022
She is an outgoing, short, adorable, and all the more interesting girl. Krissel really focuses mostly on her studies and participates as much as she can in school. Sure, she might be a nerdy geek, but she can throw roasts from time to time. Don't get me started on her obsession over SuperSmashBros.

She's a cocky kid. Her friends can tell you a lot about her, like how she's fun to be around and you'll never be bored in her presence. I agree with that statement all the way. Her laugh will make you feel way better when you're down, her smile will lighten up your day and.. her voice is the best part. But more importantly, she doesn't need a boyfriend since she can make herself happy (':

To top it all off, she is a precious girl. You'll want to be her friend as soon as you meet her. She's forgiving but there's a certain limit that i stupidly surpassed. She deserves someone that doesn't betray her, someome better than someone like me.
???: God Krissel's so nerdy and cute it distracts me. I'm too dumb for her anyways.
Krissel by DatNiceDude(: May 4, 2019
A beautiful young woman from the "Pizarro" blood-line. She is strong, intelligent, funny, loveable, athletic, musically talented, has a great sense of fashion, perfect physical attributes, fearless, successful, driven and flat out one bad mother-fucker that no one will fuck with.
1.Any decent parent with even a small amount of common sense will want their little girl to grow up to be a Korissa.

2. That girl is a dime but she sure as hell ain't no Korissa!!!
Korissa by D.Pizarro December 26, 2010

harrison koisser 

lead singer of the Birmingham indie/alternative rock band Peace. His real name is Harry but he's too sassy for that so he calls himself Harrison. He is also fucking beautiful and has the best hair and fashion sense in the music industry.
"have you heard that new band Peace?"
"yeah, i love Harrison Koisser's vocals!"
harrison koisser by alex turnah November 13, 2013
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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