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Koesser Unit 

An indeterminate measure of time usually lasting between 1 hour and 1 week. Represented by: ʞ. Commonly used in software development estimating.
Thats gonna take at least 1 ʞ (Koesser Unit) to finish.
Koesser Unit by Koesser Unit December 18, 2010
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A wonderful but strong person, she may seem a bit rough around the edges at first but is actually quite nice. She is always there for her friends and doesn't put up with anyones crap. She is one of the best people possible to befriend and you would be lucky to meet her.
I wish I had an amazing friend like Karessa!

Wow she is awesome, her name must be Karessa!
karessa by Nom nom nom January 5, 2014

dino korespachi 

nailing some chick in the ass and then wiping your dick on her blanket when your done, then comming downstairs and scraping resin out of a bowl to smoke, just to get enough energy to go out to the supermarket and buy a few cans of corned beef hash
I dont feel like doing much today, maybe just dino korespachi around for a bit...ya know
dino korespachi by DrewBaby December 18, 2007
A beautiful young woman from the "Pizarro" blood-line. She is strong, intelligent, funny, loveable, athletic, musically talented, has a great sense of fashion, perfect physical attributes, fearless, successful, driven and flat out one bad mother-fucker that no one will fuck with.
1.Any decent parent with even a small amount of common sense will want their little girl to grow up to be a Korissa.

2. That girl is a dime but she sure as hell ain't no Korissa!!!
Korissa by D.Pizarro December 26, 2010

David Koresh 

Some dude who thought he was the reincarnation of Jesus or something so he had like 47 wives and they had like 76 children and they all lived in a big house in Waco, Texas.

The US Government got jealous because they could never get that much pussy, even if they tried, so the blew up his house and killed all of them.
Guy 1: Yo Man! I Picked Up A Whole Bunch of Chick at Dat Rave Last Week!

Guy 2: Yo Homie! You Be Pimpin Like David Koresh!
David Koresh by Whateveren April 16, 2008

Nathan Kress 

Basically an adorable boy on iCarly. His voice just deepened ALOT and its so funny but I'm like aww awkward little boy!
Nathan Kress: Hey.
Person: What the heck happened to your voice!!!
Nathan Kress: Puberty.

awwww poor little awkward boy!
Nathan Kress by geniusGirllx3 December 9, 2008