koozin

Being on the perfect level high. Stoned out of your mind but still in control.

What chu up to man?
Just koozin all day, dude.

by 420daily November 11, 2013

David Kozin

David Kozin is the sexiest guy you’ll ever know. He’s funny, he’s strong, loving, has good humor, will never let you down, an amazing driver, intelligent and has an enormous cock.

Person: Ayo that’s David Kozin what’s good my guy
DK the motherfuckin mvp!

by Grandson for President May 17, 2021

dong koozie

1. A vagina, anus, or mouth as used in intercourse.
2. (by extension) One whose orifice(s) are used for such purposes.

"I thought Rupert was mine first, not some multigenerational family dong koozie." -Family Guy Season 19 Episode 2, "The Talented Mr. Stewie"

by zombiewizard45 November 15, 2021

koolin

takin it easy, chillin, hangin out

Mary: Wats good?
Joe: I'm koolin

by Roky October 1, 2006

ghetto koozie

Thin brown paper covering, usually given away when purchasing single beers or malt liquor at convenience stores. Not shown to actually keep the product cold, but does serve to absorb condensation from the exterior of the can or bottle. Also know as a small brown paper bag.

Store clerk: Would you like me to put that Steel Reserve 211 in a bag?

Crackhead: No, thanks, sir. I will however take one of the free ghetto koozies that you normally give me.

by Steven Faye Castro-Valdez May 14, 2006

Chicago Koozie

This fantastic move requires you be close to ejaculation. On the verge of climax, you stick an empty Red Solo cup in the girl's pussy when she's lying on her back. Blow your load into the cup. (Be sure not to spill). Pull her legs up on your shoulders and make your undeveloped children seep down her pubic area, down her stomach, and into her mouth if you have miraculous accuracy.

Lay down bitch, here comes the Chicago Koozie.

by Djaylovessteven March 20, 2014

koozie

A cylindrical insulator for beer can and beer bottles (it probably also works with other beverages in aluminum cans or glass bottles). Usually made from foam and cloth and sold at convenience stores.
(alt spellilng coozie)

Wow, this koozie is keeping my beer cold and my hand warm at the same time.

by emily December 14, 2004