kookum 

Your grandma in native american terms

Kookum: Want some change?

Nephew: okayy

Kookum: *Gives $20 in change*

Nephew: holy fok.

Stands for grandma when you native american kookum

kookum by deanfluenza March 29, 2024

kookmin 

Jungkook Loves Jimin too much and he is so whipped for him. So we call them "Kookmin" instead of "Jikook".

No need to say, ♡Kookmin♡ is fucking Real.

U can watch G.C.F in Tokyo to see how much they are in LOVE♡

Kookmin is More than Real, bitch.

kookmin by KimSunHee February 1, 2018

kokum 

it's mean grandma in cree or salteaux (Native american/canadian)

kokum went to play bingo at the band hall on cote reserve.

kokum by sharsharbanks July 3, 2014

kookmeyer 

Wilbur Kookmeyer, a popular cartoon character from Surfer Magazine. He is the epitome of a kook - can't surf worth a shit and is a complete friendless loser (except for his dog, although you get the impression that his dog thinks he's a kook, too), but loves surfing and thinks of himself as a pro-caliber ripper. Hated by all other surfers and constantly humiliating himself and behaving like, well...a kook.

Huntington Beach is full of kookmeyers, especially all those 30-something dipshits who act like locals but can't really surf worth a shit.

kookmeyer by The Colonel May 11, 2004

Kookamunga

A fictitious name place.

I've been to Kookamunga and back again today!

Kookamunga by C Carson August 8, 2003

Kookmeister 

Typically a female Adventist (or another religious/vegan person) that would rather have anal sex than lose her virginity because of basic white girl issues. These women are usually found in the valley suburbs were complaining about her wrongly died hair is more important than her kids' soccer game.

OMG! can you believe Darren fucked Becky in her ass last week? God! She's such a kookmeister, I cant stand her!!!

Kookmeister by spanky-word/letter-maker May 5, 2020

kookometer 

a measurement of one's ability to determine if someone that they meet is crazy.

Dude, when I met your girlfriend for the first time, my kookometer went thru the roof.

kookometer by handz man August 30, 2010